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> >>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, > >>both of whom loved to play together. > >> One day, the two were playing when > >>the horse fell into a bog and began to > >>sink. Scared for his life, the horse > >>whinnied for the chicken to go get the > >>farmer for help! > >> > >>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. > >> Arriving at the farm, he searched and > >>searched for the farmer, but to no avail > >>for he had gone to town with the only > >>tractor. Running around, the chicken > >>spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. > >>Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped > >>off with a length of rope, hoping he still > >>had time to save his friend's life. > >> > >>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, > >>but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the > >>shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold > >>of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. > >>After tying the other end to the rear bumper > >>of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove > >>slowly forward and, with the aid of the > >>powerful car, rescued the horse! > >> > >>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the > >>BMW back to the farmhouse, and the > >>farmer was none the wiser when he > >>returned. > >> > >>The friendship between the two animals > >>was cemented: best buddies, best pals. > >>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a > >>mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink > >>and cried out to the horse to save his life! > >> > >>The horse thought a moment, walked over, > >>and straddled the large puddle. Looking > >>underneath, he told the chicken to grab his > >>"thing" and he would then lift him out of > >>the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and > >>the horse pulled him up and out, saving > >>his life. > >> > >>The moral of the story? > >> > >>When you're hung like a horse, > >>you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

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kin brillant, can you E mail me it so that all those >>>>> won't appear.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

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