While stuck in horrible late night traffic on the M1, I turned to Tommy Boyd on TalkSport (desperation). A topic arose on the old Viz favourite of what ever happened to white dog turds (which we all seem to remember from our childhoods). Anyway, Boyd said nature usually has a way to help in life, so why was dog mess the same colour as earth, making it easier to step into. He suggested it should be coloured, maybe in red and white stripes.

Laugh? Of course I did :-)

ps - before all the makems get high and mighty and offended...don't bother.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

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Absolute poo

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

Perhaps we should put red Dye in our dogs food.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

Feed them beetroot, gave me mate a scare when he went for a scoot a few days after a traffic accident.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

Sorry to "get high and mighty and offended" Bob but Tommy Boyd is a well known Pompey fan so his reference is clearly to Soton.

I'm off to a Forest website for some Notts County jokes...

ML

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

ML - I know, he pointed that out. If you didn't wear such a common colour combination it wouldn't have been funny, would it.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001

In keeping with most Tommy Boyd jokes, eh?

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001