DAVE BARRY - Just for being Americans

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Miami Herald

Published Thursday, September 13, 2001

Just for being Americans . . .

No humor column today. I don't want to write it, and you don't want to read it.

No words of wisdom, either. I wish I were wise enough to say something that would help make sense of this horror, something that would help ease the unimaginable pain of the victims' loved ones, but I'm not that wise. I'm barely capable of thinking. Like many others, I've spent the hours since Tuesday morning staring at the television screen, sometimes crying, sometimes furious, but mostly just stunned.

What I can't get out of my mind is the fact that they used our own planes. I grew up in the Cold War, when we always pictured the threat as coming in the form of missiles -- sleek, efficient death machines, unmanned, hurtling over the North Pole from far away. But what came, instead, were our own commercial airliners, big friendly flying buses coming from Newark and Boston with innocent people on board. Red, white and blue planes, with ``United'' and ``American'' written on the side. The planes you've flown in and I've flown in. That's what they used to attack us. They were able to do it in part because our airport security is pathetic. But mainly they were able to do it because we are an open and trusting society that simply is not set up to cope with evil men, right here among us, who want to kill as many Americans as they can.

That's what's so hard to comprehend: They want us to die just for being Americans. They don't care which Americans die: military Americans, civilian Americans, young Americans, old Americans. Baby Americans. They don't care. To them, we're all mortal enemies. The truth is that most Americans, until Tuesday, were only dimly aware of their existence, and posed no threat to them. But that doesn't matter to them; all that matters is that we're Americans. And so they used our own planes to kill us.

And then their supporters celebrated in the streets.

I'm not naive about my country. My country is definitely not always right; my country has at times been terribly wrong. But I know this about Americans: We don't set out to kill innocent people. We don't cheer when innocent people die.

A DECENT PEOPLE

The people who did this to us are monsters; the people who cheered them have hate-sickened minds. One reason they can cheer is that they know we would never do to them what their heroes did to us, even though we could, a thousand times worse. They know that when we hunt down the monsters, we will try hard not to harm the innocent. Those are the handcuffs we willingly wear, because for all our flaws, we are a decent people.

And now we are a traumatized people. The TV commentators keep saying that the attacks have awakened a ``sleeping giant.'' And I guess we do look like a giant, to the rest of the world. But when I look around, I don't see a giant: I see millions of individuals -- the resilient and caring citizens of New York and Washington; the incredibly brave firefighters, police officers and rescue workers risking their lives in the dust and flames; the politicians standing on the steps of the Capitol and singing an off-key rendition of God Bless America that, corny as it was, had me weeping; the reporters and photographers who have not slept, and will not sleep, as long as there is news to report; the people in my community, and communities across America, lining up to give blood, wishing they could do more.

A GOOD COUNTRY

No, I don't see a giant. What I see is Americans. We may have the power of a giant, but we also have the heart of a good and generous people, and we will get through this. We will grieve for our dead, and tend to our wounded, and repair the damage, and tighten our security, and put our planes back in the air. Eventually most of us, the ones lucky enough not to have lost somebody, will resume our lives. Some day, our country will track down the rest of the monsters behind this, and make them pay, and I suppose that will make most of us feel a little better. But revenge and hatred won't be why we'll go on. We'll go on because we know this is a good country, a country worth keeping.

Those who would destroy it only make us see more clearly how precious it is.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001

Answers

I love Dave Barry, and almost everything in his essay is true. But he was wrong about this:

"The truth is that most Americans, until Tuesday, were only dimly aware of their existence, and posed no threat to them. But that doesn't matter to them; all that matters is that we're Americans. And so they used our own planes to kill us."

It's true most people "were only dimly aware of their existence," but it's not true that we posed no threat to them. Via the World Bank and the IMF, our support for dictators and rebels (Osama bin Laden used to be one of "our guys"), our gluttonous appetite for oil, merciless corporations in league with corrupt governments, we are driving a wave of death and destruction throughout the world's poor. This event did not spring out of nowhere, it was the predictable result of decades of United States foreign, military, and economic policy.

Barry writes: "We don't set out to kill innocent people. We don't cheer when innocent people die."

But even so we manage to kill a lot of innocent people, either directly or through our surrogates. And yes, we don't cheer, we do something worse, we close our eyes and our ears and pretend it isn't so. We are indifferent to their deaths.

Robert Waldrop, OKC

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2001


Robert, the majority of people who read this forum do not agree with you. We have around 200 people who come here to read, although only a small percentage of them post, and I know from their correspondence with me that they are not interested in such theories as you propound.

If you are looking for people to help you fight the IMF or World Bank or whatever, then you have come to the wrong place. While I believe in your right to opine whatever you wish, you must do it somewhere else. Your suggestions on preparing for what may come will be very welcome, but I do not think any of us is in a position to help you in your crusade and I am asking you--and anyone else who has conspiracy theories--to take them elsewhere.

The "Despots Committee" started this forum to get away from the arguments about IMF, Illuminati, black helicopters, "chemtrails," and so on, so that news useful to us could be provided. That does not include conspiracy theories.

There will be no further discussion; the decision to exclude extended posts about conspiracy theories was made almost a year ago and there has been no reason to change it. Again, you are most welcome to post practical information, but leave the rest out of it.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2001


Yeah, I know nobody is interested, that's why we're headed towards being a smoking ruin with tens of millions of bodies laying around, instead of a living breathing nation. Best advice I can give is download my printable flyers and do a lot of praying. Once again the popular madness and delusions of crowds leads us down a primrose path to war.

printable flyers for use in case of massive government stoopidity

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2001


Robert, you are no longer welcome on this forum.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2001

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