The Pan Ahar Indian Restaurant at Newsham, (leafy suburb of Blyth) was the scene of a carve up between local Labout MP, Mr Ronnie Campbell and another as yet unidentified local person who alledgely suffered a broken jaw in the affray . Police are appealing for witnesses to come forward. Screach, Jonno, Screach`s ma ???????

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

Answers

Aye, I saw that (the report in The Sunday Times of all places!). Some folks will do owt for publicity. Makes you wonder what MP actually stands for.

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

MP = Madras Patrol

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

bit of argie-bhaji

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

Did the arresting coppers say: "Aloo, aloo, aloo"?

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

they probably just popadum in the back of their van.

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

Arghhhh! I can see if you lot curry on like this, I won't know whether to take a rest or rant along with youse.

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001

Don't worry dahl, it will all be over soon!

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001