Best Headline Ever?

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here?

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

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Ap Parently?

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

haha what an unfortunate individual. nice one.

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

best headline i ever saw was one in New York. The Police had seized a tonne of cannabis from the streets in a clean up operation and decided to burn it all on a remote island 50 miles off the coast which is famous for Terns(the bird), after a couple of hours al the birds got dizzy and fell over. The headline the next day was 'NO TERN LEFT UNSTONED' .quality.

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

Bad taste, but I thought The Sport's headline on the Versace murder was funny - SHOOTS YOU

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

I thought last years Caledonian thistle beating Celtic headline "Supercali go ballistic, celtic are attrotious" Headline was very good.

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001


What a name! I'd love to see the reaction of a teacher if one of his children were enrolled in a school in the US. Especially if it were in the Bible Belt. heeeee!!

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

What a fucking great name :)

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

Offering this may reveal more about my tastes than is sensible: but I notice that the current series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer credits a musician called Thomas Wanker.

He would not to enter the teaching profession in this country.



-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

Between the words "not" and "to" please insert the words "be advised" in the above post. (I decided it would work better coherent.)

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2001

Bit short , but I liked the Sun's headline .. PADDY PANTSDOWN - never took the fella seriously before , even less after.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2001


Two for me

The night Forest drew 3-3 at home to Bayern in European Cup semi, and Bayern had brought on a Japanese player who then scored the late equaliser .... FOREST SUNK BY JAPANESE SUB.

Ari Haan scored from miles out for Holland, against Zoff, in World Cup semi v Italy in 1978 .... ARI FOR DUTCHIE FOR ZOFF

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2001


Just been looking at a well none football hooligan site and exactly the same post appeared on there! Come on out geordie #1.Or could it just be a coincidence?

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2001

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