Come back D. Coleman, all is forgiven. Culled from today's Chronic.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league. - Mark Viduka

He's put on weight and I've lost it. And vice versa. - Ronnie Whelan

If you don't believe you can win, there's no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day. - Neville Southall

We lost because we didn't win - Ronaldo.

I've had fourteen bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable - Paul Gasgoigne.

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well - Alan Shearer.

I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona. - Mark Draper.

You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out. - Peter Shilton.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Answers

Aimless patter.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

I thorght Barcelona was in France

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Probably would be if they had their way. :-)

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Maybe I'm a cynic, but it's strange that the Chronicle publishes these a couple of weeks after they were posted on here!

At least they read quality press. :o))

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Oops. We really should have a security system in place that could block out repeat threads (among other things). :-))

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

..... are you stirring it, bonny lad?

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Ooooh................the smell!

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Stirring it ? Me ?

:-)) And what smell would that be ? :->))

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2001