I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth. And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.' - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

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A wonderful ine in West Wing last week. (you must watch West Wing, it's so good)

The President is talking to his Chief of Staff after being introduced to the new Swedish ambassador. He asks the CoS whether he knows that Sweden has 100% literacy rate, and how do they achieve it. His CoS replies by saying they only achieve 100% literacy by neglecting numeracy skills. Brilliant.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001