Trying it again! Cats and Dogs- humorgreenspun.com : LUSENET : A Village Commons : One Thread
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Basset Hound: It's not edible. I think I'll just....... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: how long will it be before I can expect light???
-- Rebekah (email@example.com), August 29, 2001
I printed this one and read it to my half Australian Shepard / Chow dog out loud. He just sort of smiled at me, rolled on his back once, and trotted away. My hearing might be playing tricks on me, but I think he was snickering.
-- j.r. guerra (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 30, 2001.
update on yesterday's post.
Well, I was WRONG! My dog, who I THOUGHT had a sense of humor, and was in the backyard when I read it to him, actually went to the carport, where my wife reported, took (actually left) a whiz on my truck tires. Tempermental, them Aussies are. Aw c'mon boy, I was just kidding. . .
-- j.r. guerra (email@example.com), August 31, 2001.