I'm just tickled to death that a laid-off couple won part of the lottery. I'm also tickled that the guy will be able to get the back surgery he needs--he had to turn down the COBRA because it was $400-plus a month. The guy had only six weeks of unemployment to run. But what tckled me most is this, and I'm paraphrasing pretty closely: "There is a God. My ex-wife got married again on the same day I won the lottery!"

-- Anonymous, August 27, 2001