Land of Oz

IN THE LAND OF OZ

The last four US Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ.

After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., I... think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard.

"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?" >

Chuckle

A couple of Redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." ..There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

-- Anonymous, August 27, 2001