Snippet in today's Mail on Sunday:

"Shola Ameobi's name cause the England Under-21 coaching staff some tongue-twisitng problems during a recent session - so much so that one of them asked the talented young Newcastle striker if he had a nickname.

"No", answered Ameobi.

"Well, what does Bobby Robson call you?" queried the coach.

Back came the reply: "Carl Cort"

Love it!

-- Anonymous, August 26, 2001

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Absolutely Pathetic spelling in thread title - sorry!

-- Anonymous, August 26, 2001

class i must admit

FTM

-- Anonymous, August 26, 2001

Haha ya, a nice one!

-- Anonymous, August 26, 2001

Whereas Peyter might have called him "You f*&%(ng censored.

-- Anonymous, August 26, 2001