To the tune of "My name is" by Eminem!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Scared Abby Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Scared Abby

Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of your ass for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like chemtrails? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me tell you about these and more tall tales? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Post a lot of bullshit and get your ass banned like a bad kid? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to read the text straight but I can't figure out which board I want to dominate (Ummmm..) And Dennis Olson said, "Damn Abby you a crack head!" Uh-uhhh! "So why you post flames? Let's go lock down this thread!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt a troll elf Cause I'm afraid that the aliens remind me to much of myself Got pissed off when I saw the Black Helicopters take off And posted so much Olson's databases went criss cross

I post a fat pound of text and fall on my ass faster than a crop circle down deep in the grass! C'mere troll! (Abby, wait a minute, that's my thread dog!) I don't give a damn, God sent me to scare the world off!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Scared Abby Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Scared Abby

My buddy Stewart Best wanted to post, and made me cry! Thanks a lot, now I'm wanted by the F.B.I. I posted his emails, used an eraser, shot him with a tracer and got served by his lawyer with a stack of papers

I beam the mother ship up, post like mad cow ripped up Flashed the NWO, then stuck my bic in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom posts more crap than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous troll Make a post about the population and Government control

You know you blew up when you saw that I got banned Like Custer's last stand, all my posts then got trash canned This guy at Unk's asked me for my autograph, (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dennis, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Scared Abby Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Scared Abby

Stop the tape! This girl needs to be locked away! Dennis Olson, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm all ready to post, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside Area 51 and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just posted stuff about chemtrails - Will we ever survive? All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a man in years, and Saddam's too scary, lets hide!

My posts fire off with Incredible bulk I spit when I talk, I'll flame anything that walks When I was little I used to get so scared that I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA LIVE NOW WITH THE MIND CONTROL THAT HAARP EMITS! (WAHHH!)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and count up all my stored bread I'm steamin mad And by the way when you see my dad? Tell him that that he got abducted, in this dream I had

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Scared Abby Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Scared Abby

-- eminem (SlimShady@eminem.com), August 26, 2001

Answers

ROFLMFAO

-- HAHAHA (L@L.com), August 26, 2001.

HeeeeeeHeeeeee!!!

:-D

-- Tick Tock (Time@Keeper.here), August 26, 2001.

Now THAT is funny!

(and very clever I might add)

-- Prize Patrol (prizepatrol@publishersclearinghouse.com), August 26, 2001.

thanks guys... people tell me I should do this for money.. but doing it for abuse it more fun.

-- heh (heh@heh.com), August 26, 2001.

I didn't just read it...I sang it! Too funny!

-- (hee@hee.hee), August 27, 2001.

''once upon a time............

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 27, 2001.

Wish I knew the tune.

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), August 27, 2001.