No gags about Beckham having his wisdom teeth out then??;-)

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

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That's way too easy. ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

Watched Mrs. Becks on the Jerry Springer chat show last night - thick as two short planks, and rather unattractive actually.

Perhaps David should have his teeth surgically reinserted, and have contact lenses fitted while he's on!

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001

She's only ever seemed remotely attractive when professionally done up for her Spice Girls videos. She reminds of a severely anorexic pony otherwise.

Saucer of milk? Don't mind if I do. :-)

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2001