Come on own up, who else has made a "Dick" of themselves at a football match:

c. 1972 (we were playing Chelsea at home), this lanky, specky, spotty teenager with a pseudo-intellectual haircut (yours truly) managed to start a chant in the old Leazes End. The chant was "Come on Chelsea, come on Chelsea...", accompanied by lots of aggressive gestures towards the Gallowgate (away supporters end).

Anyway the 'whole' Leazes joined in and after a while, a bunch of archetypal Denton Burn Aggro Boys (skins) turned round to see who their new 'leader' was...I'm still blushing after all these years.

:-)

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

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Aggression Promoter *BLUSH*

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

As a 5th year I started a "back to school on Monday" chant once, my mates thought it was hilarious

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

I related this one to The Strawberry Clique on Tuesday so they can look away now.

In the promotion season we played Brum at home and a shock result was on the cards when we went 0-2 down. At last the lads got going (much like Tuesday) and the remainder of the match was played in Birmingham's penalty area. Wave after wave of attack rained in, Cole got at least 1 as we pulled level to 2-2. At this point the Brum keeper feigned death. The trainer was on for so long that I thought they were going to have to bury him there and then to retain any credibility.

Standing at the Gallowgate I had completely lost it, ran down to the bottom step next to the ash track and was screaming "Cheat cheat" etc. A policeman came over and said "Calm down man - don't get so excited". I turned forlornly back to climb up the steps (just as the Birmingham keeper was being released from the life support apparatus) and said to the crowd around "F**k me - that's what aa come te the match for man - te get bliddy excited"

It got a few laughs.

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

At the Belgium England game at SOS, I tried to start a youll never play for england chant toward K Phillips , Only he WAS!!!!!!

Ken

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

At Sunderland V QPR (I was in the QPR end), I started off the Super Clive Mendonca chant that the QPR fans quickly picked up....

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

QPR vs Sunderland? OBSESSED!

I remember moaning about Paul "Jack" Lemon's contribution to a 3rd division game when some hard lad in front threatened to punch my lights out if I didn't take the gramaphone needle out of my rectum.

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

Nah not obsessed ML3....I was with a really good mate who was a QPR fan and took him up there on the piss...went along to the match for the sake of it....

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

When I was living in London last year, I was very close to going to Leyton Orient vs mags in the hope of a cup upset, but I bottled it on account of the bad weather and threat of violence. :o|

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

I went to that game, you could've come along with me...we'd have looked out for ya :))

I've actually been to quite a few SAFC games....i've got an awful lot of really good mates who are mackems, we love to rip the piss out of each other but it's all for fun....if the chips were down then football would go out the window...

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001

I've only been to one Where?siders match in which the Toon wasn't involved. Jeff, a mate of mine is a Pompey fan and he invited me along "to see us stuff the Mackems". Jeff had an affinity for the Toon as well, having been to Newcastle University.

Pompey lost 1-0. Fortunately this was at a time in our history when I couldn't be arsed one way or the other.

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2001