Got this in an e-mail earlier today. I looked around to find an actual source, but thus far haven't found one. Anyone know what EAP is? Anyway... fact or fiction, I'll let you ponder this one....

>ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car''s sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air,and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He''s back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.

She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I''ve seen since I''ve been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me.

I never expected anything like this to happen."

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Answers

Gawd, I hope it's a joke because I was ROTFLMAO at the end!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

That is simply why I don't think it is a joke. I mean, who would have taken the time to write this story up out of thin air?

I ROTFLMAO as well, so couldn't resist posting it.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

ROTFLMAO

EAP = Existential Ascension Press

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Okay, the only Arkansas City I can find is in Kansas. The only EAP to do with Arkansas I can find is a state Employee Assistance Program. There's no EAP listed with a connection to Arkansas City. Gotta be a well-done funny.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I hope it is a joke, as I have tears streaming down my face...sex dolls........

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

You've been videotaping me!!! ROTF!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

CAUGHT ME!!!!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001