A very famous premiership player was in the rvi hospital today having a scan on his leg, is this our new midfield signing?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

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and then zoomed back to play and score for Liverpool ??

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

close, very close, but you are behind the white line there! Redknapp, and its not Harry Redknapp

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Nice try, but they both scored for Liverpool

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I can't believe that, I really can't. Is he not one of the most injury prone premiership players after our lot? Well it makes sense for him to join the crocks 11.

Please tell me you are winding me up 'doc'.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Why would he go to RVI anyway? Don't NUFC use the Nuffield?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I believe you doc.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Oh dear: I was hoping that Lee Clark's injury was just a smoke screen and that we'd be signing him.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

This 'inside story' was reported on .com this morning. [/scepticism]

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001