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Time to start a Lurker Clique..

Eli

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001

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Welcome to the mad house

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001

You've just provided me and some of the lads at work the opportunity to take the piss out of our kiwi boss....thanks and welcome :))

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001

Nothing Mad there Geordie - beer should be cold.

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001

ROTFLMAO - a very informative article. Sadly, for the amount of beer drunk by this lot on the BBS (myself excluded of course), I think the engine from a Phantom is more likely to be needed. All I have to do is wait for one of them noisy f***ers practicing over my hoose to fall oot the sky.......................

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001

I'm starting to break out into CAMRA/Real Ale hives.

The idea of chilled Guinness warrants a 'bleurrrch', a 'hueoooooey', an 'eurggggghh' and other onomatopoeic expletives of your choice.

The only reason that type of canned 'draught' Guinness specifies that you freeze it to b*ggery is that otherwise the 'widget' does its stuff a tad too enthusiastically - causing 'Guinness' and 'the room you're in' to become pretty much one and the same thing.

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001