any q's?

"Has anyone got a question for Gary Linekar or/and Alan Hanson. Please send all questions to 442@haynet.com, subject: Gary Linekar, or Alan Hanson.

Please pass it on and remember to put your home town on the e-mail.

Ta Richard"

clag some q's down and i'll mail them...

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Answers

Which has the larger ears - the Indian elephant or the African?

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Can you persuade Lawrenson to do a Rodney Marsh and shave his head if Newcastle don't go down cos he's always banging on about how bad we are...

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Better still cut off his own head with a rusty spoon....

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Actually on football focus last Saturday he did prattle on about losing his stupid walrus moustache (my words not his) on condition that the non-entity main presenter loses four stone.

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

wot gabby?

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

"Mr Lineker, my 12 year old 15 stone so would like to know, if he continues to eat 17 bags of crisps everyday will he become a brilliant football like wot you were?"

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001