UK - Blairs in porn film sensation (caution, may be offensive to some)

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The following report, obviously, is from a British tabloid. I find it hilariously Pythonesque--even the bewigged judge resembles John Cleese. You can't make up this stuff.

THE holiday home where Prime Minister Tony Blair will take his family this week has been used to film secret orgies.

Group and fetish sex has taken place in virtually every room in the house, with a naked threesome writhing over the picnic table and a few more on a lounger.

The Prime Minister and his family will arrive at the magnificent estate tomorrow or Tuesday at the latest.

Close to the village of St Martin d'Oydes in the foothills of the Pyrenees, they regard it as a retreat where they can be laid back. Outrageously, so do a group of hard-core porn stars, many of whom were laid back across the kitchen table where the Blairs will be sharing coffee and croissants.

The orgies took place in virtually every room in the house after producers rented the place through a letting agency acting for unsuspecting owner Sir David Keene, pictured right, a Court of Appeal judge. Last night he was appalled at the grotesque intrusion and misuse of his property.

Cameraman Lindsay Honey, who works under the name Ben Dover, used the chateau as a film set to shoot three movies titled Deviation, No Mercy and Hell's Belles.

Shamelessly he told the News of the World: "The chateau was magnificent. We filmed group sex scenes absolutely everywhere, in the kitchen, on the tables, in the hall, on the stairs in all living rooms.

"We did it in the study and went outdoors to have sex by the pool, on the picnic tables and in some old folly in the grounds. It's real hardcore filth. The letting agency didn't know what we were doing."

In the film Deviation, the camera first pans outdoors to the swimming pool, where a blonde nymphomaniac in pink rubber is spreadeagled on a sun lounger surrounded by three men. What follows, involving three sex acts at once, is impossible to describe in the News of the World — and physically extremely risky.


SHAMELESS: Porn queen, tethered actors, movie gear in chateau

In an ensuing scene, the action switches to the house where a well-dressed couple stroll down the the oak staircase then stop for a fondle against the well-polished bannister.

The Blairs, who have visited the chateau for the past five years, may well recognise the brass dinner gong on a windowsill in the stairwell.

In the film it is used to summon a ‘slave girl' who comes crawling from the kitchen across fine terracotta tiles. The ‘slave' is wearing a fluffy French maid's outfit that fails to cover her breasts. The slave and the man on the stairs then engage in a sex act while the woman watches — before she moves on to a masked male slave who has appeared in the passage. There is also a fine view of the chateau's double-fronted antique cupboards.

The next episode shows two young men, lost at night, who break in to find shelter and, of course, are confronted by a sex-mad, whip-wielding ‘ghost' dressed in silver boots, elbow-length gloves and blue corset.

She crashes her whip on the regency-style brown and gold patterned sofa then leads the men into the chateau's ‘country room'.

As the Blairs may be aware, this is a charming salon, with a Chinese gold screen with intricate etchings. A large Persian rug covers the floor. Sadly, the sofa's history is even more colourful: the ghost and the men, now wearing domination collars, have a threesome on it.

The next morning the men awake to find they are tethered to leather collars. Sex occurs, with a significant amount of riding crop work thrown in. They are now in the drawing room, where the burgundy and gold sofa with floral motif gets a severe testing.

Ben Dover, pictured left, smirked: "We filmed there a couple of summers ago and I know the Blairs have been going there for the past few years so we must have just missed them."

Dover has been in the porn industry for 20 years and has also appeared in 65 adult movies. His films depict graphic hardcore sex scenes, similar to the movies filmed at Blair's chateau. But under recent EU laws, these films, produced under the ‘Pirate' banner, can be now bought over the counter in Britain for the first time, at licensed sex shops.

Yesterday, Sir David Keene and his family were shocked and sickened at the filming. They confirmed thay had no idea it was taking place and would be taking immediate legal action.


ACTION TABLE: Porn stars share wine at the chateau and , right, a video

The chateau, said Sir David, is only rented out for holiday purposes for six weeks a year to cover costs, not to make a profit — the rest of the year it is his family's private home.

Sir David confirmed that his contract with the letting agents specifically states that no photographs or video footage can be taken to be used or sold for profit.

The Blairs too were said to be appalled at the news. But a source said: "Some of their favourite family holidays have been spent there. They will continue to visit."

-- Anonymous, August 19, 2001


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