Yes, you better watch your asses. We can fill this forum with nothing but nasty spam. Pages and pages of tinfoil hat posts and pro W posts.

You want to play... oh I can play trust me I can play. OH CAN I PLAY.

Shut up and back the fuck off or the party begins.

Go listen to that fat cunt cherri that posts here and back the fuck off our forum asshole liberal mother fuckers.

-- MAJORASSHOLE (assholes@assholes.com), August 17, 2001

Answers

Having a bad hair day????

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), August 17, 2001.

I still don't get it. You have your own forum with your rules. why do you care what the liberal assholes here say about your forum? It must not be very interesting if you check the posts here all the time.

BTW, you are offending the conservative posters here by leaving them out and I would say that there are one or two rabid conservatives that post here. Either that or they do one hell of an impression of John Birchers.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), August 17, 2001.

You sir, are an insult to assholes. An asshole has a function and a purpose, you have neither!

-- Gary (gcphelps@yahoo.com), August 17, 2001.

OK, how about this....

Since the "trashing" of your forum is occuring over here, why not just be fair about it and do the "trashing and spamming" of this forum over there?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 17, 2001.

I remember back when you were just Captain Asshole.

-- (moving@on.up), August 17, 2001.

That was before Dennis 'enlarged' his position.

-- So (cr@t.es), August 17, 2001.

Dennis Olson - A man who never missed a meal.

-- Long Memory (ed@yourdumb.com), August 17, 2001.

His, or anyone else's for that matter. A true HOG of a man.

-- Dennis (the@cholesterol.menace), August 17, 2001.

For those of you that may have missed the Dennis Olson Story, check out this link.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/2000/y2k/jan00/survive02010100.asp

-- Super (size@that.please), August 17, 2001.

There, there now boys. Did making those statements about my size (not knowing what medical condition might be involved) make you feel like bigger, better, stronger "human beings"? Can you now look at yourself in the mirror and say "You know, I am a great and good person because I'm making fun of someone with a disability."

See, it's people like you that make the world a bad place to live in. You never got past your 3rd grade mentality, and you continue to inflict it upon those around you. Thoughtless, selfish and needlessly cruel. Tearing wings off flies and kicking puppies just doesn't do it for you anymore, does it?

Well, decent people don't need your pitiful excuse for "humans" around. No self-respecting forum would allow people like you to remain. Which no doubt explains in full why you're welcomed here...

Have fun in here playing with yourselves...

-- Dennis Olson (djolson@pressenter.com), August 17, 2001.

Dennis, I don't know what's going on between your board and Unk's, but I am sorry you got called names.

-- helen (this@is.silly), August 17, 2001.

“Decent People”?

Would that include fanatics that offer a baby to a stranger on the Internet? Or were you suffering from the side effects of 'TCPSS'?

-- Dennis ('need@baby'.Olson), August 17, 2001.

"Decent People"?

Would that include fanatics that offer a baby to a stranger on the Internet?

Probably not, but that term certainly DOES exclude people such as yourself...

-- Dennis Olson (djolson@pressenter.com), August 17, 2001.

Now there Baby Huey, calm down before you pop a heart vessel. Things must be a little slow over at ‘Olson’s House of Horrors’ for you to be camped here at Unk’s. Let’s talk about your attempt to peddle a baby on the Internet in 1999. No amount of explanations will detract from the fact that you are one fucked-up loony. How you getting’ along with the neighbor’s these days? Is your son(s) still laughing at you?

A cartoon joke.

-- Dennis ('need@baby'.Olson), August 17, 2001.

Thank you for so eloquently proving my point above. (BTW, *I* wasn't the one "peddling the baby". If you're going to flame someone, the very least you can do is have your facts straight. Oh, that's right. "Facts" don't matter to "persons" such as you.)

I will now remove myself from further participation on this thread, as it's not worth my time.

Buh bye...

-- Dennis Olson (djolson@pressenter.com), August 17, 2001.

Your time is worth something? Cudda fooled me. If you say you were NOT the one peddling that baby then I say you are a lying piece of shit.

Here’s an article with a picture of the teenage mother and baby, your wife, you, and your proud son. In 1999, you were all over the old Timebomb site looking for a home for this little kid. What kind of moron are you anyway?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/2000/y2k/jan00/survive02010100.asp

-- Dennis ('need@baby'.Olson), August 17, 2001.

"Can you now look at yourself in the mirror and say "You know, I am a great and good person because I'm making fun of someone with a disability."

I love it when fat people claim they are fat because of a "disability". For most of them, it's an inability to push away from the dinner table earlier...

-- Long Memory (ed@yourdumb.com), August 18, 2001.

I know a bit about the baby. Dennis was not the person looking for a home for the baby. Dennis and his wife took in the mother and her child so they could stay together. She and the baby are fine, thanks to the Olsens.

Dennis and his wife are good people. If you don't like his board, you don't have to go there, but don't accuse him of baby peddling. He rescued those people.

-- helen (you@never.know.everything), August 18, 2001.

Helen...

That's such a sweet fucking story...

-- George S Patton (JustKickin@ss.org), August 18, 2001.

Mr. Patton, you could have left the F word out. It really doesn't have any impact anymore.

Helen, I'm a lurker only because I know the personalities here. Length "of time" can be attactrive. Dennis did the right thing at the time.

Brovo Dennis!!!!!!!!!!

He did sort of peter out in the long run.

-- FanofHelen (fake@123.com), August 18, 2001.

I didn't think they mother and baby needed to be rescued from anything except their own (excuse grandmas') mindless and unfounded fears. The baby had to be placed with a family that was prepped for the for the second coming or whatever.

Wasn't that what all the urgency of the crisis was, that the family that was going to adopt the sweet little tyke had lied and wasn't sufficiently prepped because they DGI or am I remembering this strange saga incorrectly?

BTW did they ever go back home?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), August 18, 2001.

JBT, since you asked a reasonable question, I'll tell you. The family was reunited by March, and the baby was not put up for adoption. They are all together still, AFAIK.

You know, in hindsight, we can all say how "irrational" some peoples' fears might have been, but prior to any potentially life-altering event fear can blind people to objective reality. I was repeatedly urged by the grandparents to sell my home and move into the "piney woods". I found that course of action to be something that I couldn't seriously consider. (food, water, heat, power; those are good to have a backup for. Bailing into the tundra is way over the top IMO.)

Personally I never expected TEOTWAWKI. They DID expect it. I prepared for what might have been a few weeks of supply-chain problems; they prepared as if the world were ending. I just couldn't get into that. (Yes, I DID go over the top for power/heat, but if any of you lived up in the icy tundra, where temps in January routinely get into the - 20's, well, a power outage lasting even a couple of DAYS could get really nasty. And I can use the generator later, so it's not a waste.)

Anyway, the goal was to keep the family together and not allow the adoption to happen. In that we were successful. At least the child was spared any trauma. (For which I have received an ongoing double ration of sh*t from the various nutz on this board, which just proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that no good deed goes unpunished in "Amerika".)

-- Dennis Olson (djolson@pressenter.com), August 18, 2001.

That was March 2000. Forgot to include the year. Sorry...

-- Dennis Olson (djolson@pressenter.com), August 18, 2001.

Dennis,

We may not always agree on things, but I will come on record and say that I think your heart was in the right place when you decided to help a desperate (if perhaps confused) mother.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 18, 2001.

Unk,

MAH doesn't sound like anyone who regularly posts on tb2k. There have been a couple new posters recently who seem to like be in everybody's face. Maybe we aren't lively enough for them and they want to get a flame war started.

Truth is, the rest of us have no desire to start any such thing. MAH would probably be very dissatisfied at tb2k. I think he needs a good slapping around, that you folks could very well give him.

regards,

Garryowen

-- Garryowen (anon@spamproblems.gag), August 18, 2001.

Okay everybody line-up =)

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 18, 2001.

Wait, Cin.

First you have to guarantee the safety of the client.

No one is allowed to line up to hand out slapping with objects. In order to keep this crowd from sneaking in a forbidden object, the slappers must line up naked. This would be a good time to send everyone to the showers first.

While the slappers are slapping each other with soapy wash cloths and making fun of each other's genitalia, take time to arrange a "safe" word with the client. Make sure the "safe" word can be uttered through or around whatever gag arrangement you two agree on in advance. You should also agree on the type and duration of physical retraints to be used. Mark zones of allowed slapping on the client with waterproof ink.

Next, assemble your slappers. Give consideration to arrangements. Will you have the client run a gauntlet, or will the client be approached by each slapper in turn?

Watch each slapper carefully to make sure anyone who slaps outside the allowed zones is pulled from the game. Usually if you pull one out, the others settle down. (This works with preschoolers too, if you have a day job as a teacher.)

Remember, the game is over when the "safe" word is uttered. Don't let natural enthusiasm overrule sensible precautions. If you kill the client, chances are you won't get paid enough to cover your legal fees.

You may proceed.

-- helen (dont@bother.asking), August 19, 2001.

You seem to have quite of bit of knowledge in this area Helen. The goats seem to have shared just a little bit of everything.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), August 19, 2001.

Research. Plain and simple. The goats use google.

-- helen (asking@is.futile), August 19, 2001.

Sounds like my kind of party!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 19, 2001.