I'm officially old, or something, because I have lost the ability to sleep in.

And I'd really like to.

What's wrong with me?

Hate being unemployed. It sucks so bad.

Wake Up, MATH! It's Tuesday.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Answers

Oh, this MATHlete is awake. I had the weirdest dream about lice last night. And going to TCBY. For some reason they wouldn't serve me and I had to get crazy on their yougurt asses.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I had been up since the ass-crack of dawn. And my kitchen is the damned bomb.

H, did they put lice on your yogurt instead of chocolate chips?

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Ew, I hope not!

No, there was like the TCBY training center right next to the regular shop and neither of them would give me any yougurt. Bastards.

AB and I both put NKOTB in our top 5. HahahahahahaHA!

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

That's because we're cool.

Y'all. I neeeeed a job. They have openings in the Dallas schools for secondary math. You don't even have to be certified. I think they're desperate.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Take it, AB. You can do math.

Take some pictures of your kitchen and post them for us.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I caaaaain't! I can't get the stupid thing to work.

Here is the color of our kitchen. You'd love it, Al.

It's the color of the second panel in the screen. http://www.marthastewart.com/good_things/good_things.asp?CI D=119&idContentType=8

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I just woke up, but I only slept this late because I was up til 1:30 because that's when Chris got home from work. Mother fucking Dippin Dots. If y'all are ever at the mall and you see a Frosty Bites stand, give them the finger for me. I hate them.

Today I get to register our cars for Cobb County! After Passions, though.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Y'all. JoLo is coming to town today to spend the night. She's going to Chattanooga tomorrow. I asked her to visit and she said "Well, I guess I will.... if Chris doesn't mind." It's like she's TRYING to create bad blood between herself and The MOC.

Why, God? Why? I just want people to act normal. Is that too much to ask? I feel like pulling a Mariah Carey.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Oh, that's just silly. How did you respond?

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Oh, boo on that.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I think I said "Mother. Chris does like you, although I cannot figure out WHY."

She's just a loon. That's all.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Why would she think Chris doesn't like her? Maybe she's just testing her boundaries.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Is it more her ire that y'all are Living In Sin than anthing else? Like she'd want to visit you, but it's Chris's house?

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I have no explanation other than that she's a crazy control freak.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

She'll be here in a minute. She just called from out among the Young People of Douglasville

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I really do not like Internet Explorer.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Hey, crazies.

Just here to upload my first Europe entry...

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Yay!

How many will you have, do you think?

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Lots. I'm not quite sure how many, exactly, but there's a lot to talk about.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Well, that one was a good place to start.

But you forgot the http:// on teh link to Allison. . .

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Okay quiet MATHletes, have good Tuesdays.

Al - hope you have a good night with your mother.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001