Three Hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa, and the other a Geordie, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins....

Bruce, from Australia says, "I must be the meanest, toughest hang glider ocker there is. Why, just the other day, I landed in a field, scared a crocodile who got loose from the swamp which ate six men before I wrestled it to the ground... with my bare hands".

Koos, from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you okes, I lended ifter a 200 mile flight on a tiny trail ind a fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grebbed thet bugger with my bare hinds and beet it's head off ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. Ind I'm still here today."

Geordie (the Geordie!) remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

Answers

Arrogant (moi?) people...

;7)

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

That's the best hang-glider joke we've had on here in some time Bud! :-)

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

...do I detect some sarcasm there jonno? (Anyway, I had to get my 600th. post in there somehow. I'm only "sometimes regular", so says gus!) ;7)

A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering. The first man stood up and said, "B-b-b-b-b-b-Bristol." Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.

The next guy stood and said, "Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-Cardiff." He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.

The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Newcastle." The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?" He replied, "Up-p-p-p-p-p-pon - T-t-t-t-tyne."

Hat, coat, etc.......

-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001

Where does this student practice now B-b-b-b-bud?

-- Anonymous, August 11, 2001

St-st-st-st-st-stuttgart, I believe!?

;7)

-- Anonymous, August 11, 2001

How do you circumcise a makem?....Kick his sister under the chin. Sorry, this is a makem joke. Apologies.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

It is a Mackem joke, but it's a classic. Why don't we call them "Football jokes" to prevent inflaming the rivalry?

We should save the Mackem jokes for the Mackem match that is coming up shortly.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001