This guy is speeding down the road, and he drives over a bridge. Sure enough, a Policeman with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge.

The Policeman pulls him over. He walks up to the guy's car and asks "What's the hurry?"

The guy says " I am late for work"

"What do you do ?" the Policeman asks

The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum stretcher"

The Policeman says, "What? A rectum stretcher?"

The guy says, "Yeah, I start with one finger, then work my way up to two fingers.....eventually I get a hand in, then both hands, and I slowly stretch it until its about six feet wide."

The Policeman asks, "What do you do with a six-foot ass hole?"

The guys answers, "Well, you give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a bridge."

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

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Any aPplications?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

crap

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Tad too subtle for ye makem? Did Gus forget to put in the bit about "this is the punchline"?

-- Anonymous, August 08, 2001

Rectum? That would have bliddy near killed 'im.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001