This arrived in my email this afternoon. I don't know the original source.

HANDY GUIDE TO THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

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Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2001

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-- Anonymous, August 07, 2001

Oh that's SO true! I love the one best about where to go for dinner. Sweetie often describes me as a seething vat of raging hormones. Or is it a raging vat of seething hormones? Either way. . .

-- Anonymous, August 07, 2001