A man was sitting in a plane, which was about to take off, when another man with a dog occupied the empty seats alongside his window seat. The dog sat in the middle seat, and the first man looked quizzically at the dog and then the man with it.

The second man explained that they worked for the airline. "I'm an airline rep. Don't mind Rover, he's a sniffer dog, and the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work."

The plane took off and levelled. The handler said "Watch this." He told the dog, "Rover, search."

The dog jumped down, walked along the aisle and sat next to a woman for a few seconds, then returned to its seat and put ONE paw on the handler's arm.

The handler said "Good boy." He then turned to the first man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her upon our arrival."

"Fantastic!" replied the first man.

Once again he sent the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat and placed BOTH paws on the handler's arm.

The handler explained, "That man is carrying cocaine I made a note of this, and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man.

Once again the dog was sent to search the aisles.

Rover went up and down the aisle, sat down next to someone, then comes racing back, jumped up onto the seat and crapped all over the place.

The first man was surprised and disgusted by this, and asked "What is going on?"

The handler nervously replied "He just found a bomb!

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2001