DR. SEUSS IN THE GOLDEN YEARS

I CANNOT SEE I CANNOT PEE

I CANNOT CHEW I CANNOT SCREW

OH, MY GOD, WHAT CAN I DO?

MY MEMORY SHRINKS MY HEARING STINKS

NO SENSE OF SMELL I LOOK LIKE HELL

MY MOOD IS BAD, CAN YOU TELL?

MY BODY'S DROOPING I HAVE TROUBLE POOPING

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001