http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/metro/columns/leveybob/A19981-2001Aug1.html

OK, I confess: slow day at the office! But some of these are really hilarious.

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

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Got a treasure from Capnfun during his visit. He had it on in Myrtle Beach and I'd admired. He brought it out here and gave it to me. Front sez something about a Conch Republic Independence Celebration (1992) but the BACK says;

growing old disgracefully

Trying not to wear it out.

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A25459- 2001Aug2.html


And here are some more!

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001

Last week; saw a well-endowed young lady with shocking pink hair walking across campus.

Her shirt said, " I bet mine are bigger than yours". On the back it said "smile if you agree".

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001

My parents went to Florida and all I got was this STUPID President!!!

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001

How about this one, serious but kinda cool to think about:

"A Diamond is a Lump of Coal that Stuck to it's Job"

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2001

How about this one TinKerbell

a brain is a terrible thing to waste, even your acorn.

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2001