how does he get away with this???

"With Spencer being non-Welsh, he needs to prove to the people of Wales that he understands the place - then he can become a true leader. Everybody knows that the Welsh shag sheep - if he's not going to shag sheep, then nobody will trust him here. We gave him two to choose from - either Dolly, she's a black sheep, or Mimi, who is white. He chose Dolly. Our only real concern is that the EU may have a problem with Spencer's contract. That shouldn't be too difficult though, because Neil Kinnock is very influential there and, as a Welshman, he also shags sheep!"

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001