I note that the gin riddled old soak has had a blood transfusion after going down with anaemia.

Questions: whose blood was used (i.e. was it the 3/4 pint I give)? Is it usual for a 100 yr old to receive such treatment on the NHS (I guess QM went private)?

Point I'm struggling to make is, would Great Aunt Doris receive the same treatment as QM on the NHS. If not, why not - and why is my donor blood being used to flush out one old girl and not another?

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

Answers

I'll have a fiver on Lucky Jim!

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

Come the revolution, first against the wall, mate. Blood sucking old ....

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

Shame she hasn't got any pet cats.....You all see that old woman who was killed the other week cos her cat nicked a varicos vein and she bled to death?

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

Yep, naughty pussy.

I know the monarchy is an anachronistic and constitutional embarassment - BUT did Old Lizzy jump the queue to get my 3/4 of a pint, or was it sold to the private sector, or does she have a series of gimps in a basement all being sucked dry to appease her desire for longevity?

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

I hope that if the QM got your 3/4 pint Bobby, it won't slow her down at all. :-)

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

If it was my armful I think there'll be a few surprises at the palace

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

There could only be one suitable donor who could match her profile. I'm sure her younger daughter's blood has almost the same proff level as hers.

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001