FUNNY THOUGHTS "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams

Today's Joke:

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Quick Wit:

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

Answers

It was really convenient that mother's hearing was so bad. You could hold two levels of conversation, one she could hear, one she couldn't. When she finally went in for a hearing aid I couldn't help asking the doctor whether it came with a remote I could use.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

We move our lips at work to get the hearing aid wearers to turn up the volume, then, well, you can figure it out.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001