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I love it when people search for "wearing overalls pictures" and read 30 pages. Or when they search "men in wet white shorts" and see that's not at all what I was talking about. Ew.But my all time favortie? "fisting in Austin"
What are your best searches/referrels?
Oh, and Keli says she can find anyone anywhere. Why don't y'all test her.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
I'm testing you, Keli. Michael "Mo" Owens. Originally from Colleyville, Texas. Went to Grapevine High School, but may or may not have dropped out before graduation.Oh, and Corey Feldman, too, of course.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
"busty redheads" apparently brings me up. And "little lolita." And "Astrodiest," which is a horoscope site I used once to find out my signs.What I want to know is, since Google ranks by prominence, how many busty-redhead sites do you have to go through to get to my lil' journal?
On second thought, I don't want to know that.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Let's see my two most recent funny ones are "haircuts for fat people" and "fat naked boy school locker". Cause my site is ALL about fat people dontchaknow. hee
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
"Haircuts for fat people" is the best thing I've ever heard.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Man, Travis wins. Although I did get "when you like a man" and "allen iverson corn rows" yesterday. Why they got to be steppin' to my man?Okay, Keli. Quick, find me a gold-plated pair of ice skates, for under $20. I'm going to send them to Michael Jordan.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
AB:Our Price: $252.00
A blade featuring large jumping picks and suitable for double and triple jumps. Parallel sided straight cut teeth 7 ft Rocker Radius 7/8" R.O.H. Chrome or Gold plate finish. Available in sizes 8 to 12 inches in ¼" increments. Recommended for USFSA test levels IF, NF, JRF, SRF, ISI test levels 6-7-8-9-10. Product#: ICBL008
Unfortunately, they don't come in MJ's shoe size.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Oh wait, under $20.I will combine the mighty forces of Google and eBay!
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
And a question for Naked Hannah:Is the town of Grapevine near where you went to school?
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Yes. I went to school there, actually, until my parents switched me to private school. Grapevine High School is where all the kids from Colleyville went before Colleyville built its own high school recently.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Not to get off-topic, but isn't "Googlicious" on the Destiny's Child album?
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Look, Berman, I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
So Hannah, could this be him?Michael Owens - (817) 488-0899 - 1904 Saddle Ridge Dr, Grapevine, TX 76051
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Dammit, I tried to call and hang up on his machine (because, you know, I don't want to talk to him, just want to stalk him from afar) but that number doesn't accept blocked calls.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
I think Berman is in need of some jelly, if I do say so myself.Great. I just got one for "topless neighbor"
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
"Snot take it back." Do I even want to know?And now I'm going to spend all day debating calling.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Are you calling from work? You can be a telemarketer!
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Hee. I was thinking I'd call from a payphone. I don't really want to talk to him, I'm just curious about what happened to him. Maybe I could be a pretend pollster.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Alright, Keli, find me Patricia Sanders Doerrler. Last I knew she lived in Harrisburg, PA with her husband Bob. Went to Evangel College. I specifically want an email address. Go!
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Is she still married to Bob?Cervenka, Patricia (Sanders) 1975 patcc@cowtown.net
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Y'all, Keli is the shiz-nit.
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
I believe so because if they got a divorce the scandel would have rocked the AG world so hard I would have heard. Hmm, she I email the possibility or not?
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Must . . . resist . . . urge to offer boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's name . . .
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
Damn, and I thought **I** was the high priestess of Internet investigators. I've been smoked...
-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001
"cambodian beautiful women""sorority AND sex"
"evil vp of hr"
"passive aggressive mother"
"I never had a boyfriend"
(how sad is that one?)
-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001
Today, out of sheer boredom, I googled my 4th grade "boyfriend." (I grew up in Texas, mind you.) He lives in Columbus. I'm just too freaked out by this, I can't even tell you.I will not call him.
I will not call him.
-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001
My current girlfriend and I dated back in sixth grade. We hadn't seen each other in 15 years and she emailed me write after my divorce. She found me on the Internet. You never know, right?Google me this: Are there any grants out there for single fathers raising their daughter to go back to school with?
-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001
I get these all the time:"painted toenails"
"nad's" (I get this one at least three times a day. I think it's responsible for all my hits. Yay for Nad's!)
"low carb beer"
And new today: "dogs that look like Ewoks" Hee!
-- Anonymous, August 05, 2001
sad. going to cry: "shit in my mouth" -
so disturbed that my site appears for this on the first page"melee pronunciation" -
aw yeah. Keep grammatical skills real 24-7"I can't have and orgasm" - (twice)
I figure you won't learn if you don't ask the right question.
-- Anonymous, August 06, 2001
This is not so much Google as it is a weird site meter thing, but can someone PLEASE tell me how I get so many hits from this site?
http://www.mmjp.or.jp/knife/
It makes me laugh very hard to think there's a link to HYD somewhere on that page.
-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001
Allison. I have, like, a hundred hits from that page. I do NOT understand it!Someone please advise.
-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001
Today, out of sheer boredom, I googled my 4th grade "boyfriend."Get out! You have to call him.
-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001
On your referrals, the site doesn't necessarily have to have a link to you. Some people's computers are set up to show a cookie "referral" from whatever site they happened to visit right before. So, it sounds like someone who has that bookmarked also has y'all bookmarked.
-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001
I'm really mad at Google right now. I finally went through my referrer thingies, and probably my most disturbing one ever was "dad daughter porn".I also had one for "Strawberry Shortcake porn", but that didn't even touch the ick factor on "dad daughter porn".
I know I shouldn't blame Google. But inside, I do.
-- Anonymous, August 09, 2001
Oh, I get "brother f*** sister" ALL the time. Which is gross, but also makes me wonder why they just don't go buy a copy of Flowers in the Attic.
-- Anonymous, August 10, 2001
I never get any porn ones. Maybe I should just randomly throw that word around. Today:other girls not jealous around my boyfriend
and
uruguay sex crack
-- Anonymous, August 16, 2001
Is that sex while doing crack while in Uruguay or finding a crack in the earth somewhere in Uruguay to have sex in? (In which to have sex.)I really need to know.
I get "biggest penis ever" every fucking day. I do not remember writing about the biggest penis ever and I'm sure those people are extremely disappointed.
Also, a lot of people search for Pokemon porn and get me. That's not RIGHT, me and Clefairy have a pure, sweet love and those perverts do NOT get to read my secret Clefairy Bondage Sex Diaries. Bastards.
-- Anonymous, August 16, 2001
"i pissed in my boyfriend's mouth"
ick.okay, weird thing that I've never seen before just appeared at my site meter today - in the referral log, where it normally would show either a URL or say "unknown" - instead it said "bookmark." Is that common, and I am just a newbie?
-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001
Pineapple, it means someone bookmarked your site. Take it as a compliment!
-- Anonymous, August 21, 2001
Who are all these people searching for "lonely girls." Wait. I don't think I want to know.
-- Anonymous, August 27, 2001
okay. Mega ew.lucinda + fisting.
-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001
Keli: Could you please see who belongs to this phone number 215-260-5151. They keep calling my house and hanging up...I'm a big chicken and don't have the nerve (yet) to call them back. Thanks
-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001
Barb, I hope Keli can help -- I did some preliminary searches and got nowhere. But she's the Googling queen.215 is a Philadelphia area code, and 260 is a cell phone prefix, according to thedirectory.org.
-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001
You can all call off the dogs. Getting all brave and bad, I decided to call and be all "sorry, wrong number". Well, it's the Cingular Cellular Service Center number. Why does it keep calling me? Who knows... Thanks for all your help.
-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001
Reverse phone number directory is the greatest thing since....regular phone number directory.Any phone number I don't recognize on my bill gets plugged into that baby. No secrets in this house!
-- Anonymous, September 10, 2001
Okay, I need some Google help.I'm trying to find cover art from Lippincott's Magazine. Once upon a time, I had some images, but I can't find them for the life of me. J.J. Gould did a lot of their cover art, and so did a Frenchman whose name escapes me. Not Toulouse Latrec (sp, I'm sure), but in that style. I'll be forever thankful to anyone who can help.
-- Anonymous, September 14, 2001
T, here you go:Sherlock Holmes in Lippincott's (scroll down a bit)
Does that help?
-- Anonymous, September 14, 2001
Oh my God! I love you, WG! The May cover is exactly the one I'm looking for, seeing how as of May I'll have a different last name. My parents have the May one in our house - we'll share an anniversary. Thank you!
-- Anonymous, September 14, 2001
T, can I officially register a protest against you changing your name? It has nothing to do with feminism. It's that I know C's last name, and it is nowhere near as pleasing to the ear as "Lippincott." Is there a Hislastname Magazine? No. Never has been. It's all about the aesthetics.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2001
I never get any porn ones. Maybe I should just randomly throw that word around.How can this be? Almost all of my search hits are porn related. So far this month, I've had 12 hits for the string "Cleavage pics". And my picture of a friend doing a 'blowjob' (the drink) is a constant attraction. And apparently a lot of my visitors are really hoping to see women using urinals. I don't understand the attraction, really.
The one that really scares me this month, though, is "the sims blowjob ". Yes, it would be a funny mod to the game, but really. Do I need my sims to be doing that sort of thing?
Speaking of which, seeing as I'm unemployed, I might as well reinstall that game.
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001
I just got a referral hit for this:Booby Flay. I'll say it again for you: Booby Flay.
I think that's my favorite one yet.
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001
He certainly is a boob.
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001
I keep getting things like "legacy of divorce" and divorce + abandonment issues.That just makes me sad, y'all.
-- Anonymous, September 29, 2001
I finally got a good one: "Dolly Parton morphs."
-- Anonymous, September 29, 2001
"Singing to Sausages + Jimmy"Hee. Is that singing a song called Jimmy to your sausages? Or are you singing to a sausage named Jimmy? Or do you have a friend named Jimmy, who is known for singing to his sausage? I want to know.
-- Anonymous, October 01, 2001
The latest:"how does britney spears get her teeth so white"
"mardi gras girls kissing"
-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001
"pictures of skinny girls" from someone apparently too cheap to buy a Vogue."brazilian wax eyebrows" from someone who clearly doesn't get it. Or wants one scary looking face.
And "I hate Maryland" from someone pretty sensible.
-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001
And "I hate Maryland" from someone pretty sensible.Berman, you goin' out like that? Dizamn!
-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001
"noisy shoes" and also "lost and found shoes." what do i expect when i write as much as i do about shoes?"old wrinkled lady pictures" was one from today that really freaked me out. i'm thinking of re-wording the entry. ick.
-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001
My referring keywords report is empty.I'm so ashamed.
I'm going to go and put rude words into all of my entries now.
-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001
I get a LOT, like a lot of Google hits. At least half of my daily hits. This sort of freaks me out. Why does my page come up so much?Please tell me I'm not the only who's Google's bitch.
-- Anonymous, October 10, 2001
Well, I get a lot of referrals from you. I like to think the Google freaks find you through something especially gross and dirty and then, disappointed, think to themselves "Well, maybe this other Hannah has what I'm looking for! She is naked, after all."
-- Anonymous, October 10, 2001
I get a LOT, like a lot of Google hits. At least half of my daily hits. This sort of freaks me out. Why does my page come up so much? Please tell me I'm not the only who's Google's bitch.How much is a lot? I've received 116 google hits, and judging from my search strings, they were all looking for drunk naked girls in mens underwear peeing in boys urinals at Mardis Gras (with a pet monkey, who was also peeing).
Do the rest of y'all get stats on what countries hit you? Because that's the one stat of mine that's been growing... I'm very excited that singapore finally hit me this month. I enjoy being international known (though, I'm not known about the microphone).
-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001
You got 116 in a day? I get like, I don't know, anywhere between 30 and 50 a day. That seems significant to me.And the thing that annoys me is I bet none of them stay. Porn lookers!
-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001
You got 116 in a day? I get like, I don't know, anywhere between 30 and 50 a day.No... I got 116 so far this month. Guess I should have been clear. 30-50 google hits does seem like a lot. You must be very popular.
-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001
Yeah, with people looking for low car beer and kegerators.Did you just keep track to get that monthly total, or does your tracking system do it for you?
-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001
My tracking software does it for me...I use webalizer. If you want to take a look, my stats are all on- line here. I get pretty graphs and everything.
-- Anonymous, October 12, 2001
HB, I am also Google's bitch. In the last couple of months, my Google hits have doubled to probably half of my referrals. I am getting lots more dirty ones now, like gross I-hope-that-guy-gets-hit-by-a-bus searches on things like scat and little girls. Also I'm seeing a lot of Halloween costume searches right now.
-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001
Y'all. "My brother's panties."
-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001
"i faked my sexy mother"My, how enterprising of you.
-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001
"little girl cracks"Need I expand?
-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001
"i really have to pee really really badly"perhaps you need to find a toilet and not a keyboard my friend
-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001
"how to meet a girl"just sad
"little girl want to fuck"
just... WHAT?
-- Anonymous, October 26, 2001
Well, I'm still stuck with porn searches, but I got a hit for "breathalyzer troubleshooting", which amuses me... I picture a policeman in his squad car, using his Palm VII to try and figure out what's wrong...Or maybe I'm just easily entertained... lord knows, "crotch cleavage" isn't going to do much for me..
-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001
Aw, no.
"older OR daddy OR pics"
-- Anonymous, November 07, 2001
I just got email from my 2nd kiss. He Googled me because, as he said, he was "Googling all the girls he'd kissed whose names he could remember."
-- Anonymous, November 07, 2001
"suck chao dick."Aw, yeah.
-- Anonymous, November 07, 2001
What worries me is when I see people using Google as their own little Ann Landers. This week, "I will not call my ex-boyfriend", "A gay guy checked me out", "Do other girls wear thongs?" "He was fucking my wife in the kitchen", "how to act straight while dating", "dorm life vs. apartment life". Some of these people I could actually help, I think. But why take their problems to Google? I don't get it.
-- Anonymous, November 14, 2001
How to act straight while dating?Dude, I really don't think anyone needs Google to answer that if they've ever seen a single tv show or movie. Just don't call afterwards.
-- Anonymous, November 14, 2001
She really needed a cigarette
-- Anonymous, November 14, 2001
+sluggy +porn+homoerotic +tartuffe
The latter is likely for a paper. The former? I might suggest to Pete Abrams that the world needs naked pictures of Zoe.
-- Anonymous, November 16, 2001
Okay, I thought I was pretty savvy in the ways of the Google...But, I want you to try something and tell me what this is all about?
Search the following:
related:[insertyourdomainhere&removebrackets].com ...
and tell me what that's all about? I got a referral from someone searching another journal this way. And I am so con-few-sed.
-- Anonymous, November 24, 2001
Bumping, because nobody will HALP! what is up with that "related:" thing?And also, I got "am I a snob?" today.
-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001
Sometimes it's other sites that link to you, and sometimes it's sites that the bot has determined may be similar to your own site.
-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001
It is sites that the bot thinks are related to your site.You can also do a google search for: "link:http://www.monkeybox.org" and it will list the sites that refer to the site.
(which makes me want to thank Omar, Hannah, and Allison, and makes me wonder who some of these other people are)
Another trick is to check when google last crawled a site, you can enter: "cached:http://www.terribly-happy.com" and see that last copy that google has seen.
-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001
I am Numbah One Google for "Brak show songs"!Yay for non-porn non-dissection related googles!
-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001
You can also do a google search for: "link:http://www.monkeybox.org" and it will list the sites that refer to the site.Poo. I tried that and it came back with nothing. Weird.
-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001
Nevermind. You just have to leave off the quote marks.
-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001
I'm looking for information on Toby Rhinehart wedding bands. I can't find a damn thing through Yahoo - nothing! Can anyone help?
-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001
Well, I didn't find much on Toby, T, but I *did* find enough to make me think that his name is spelled "Toby Rinehart" instead of "Rhinehart." Or at least I found this list of jewelry suppliers - http://www.customcatalogservice.com/jewel_suppliers.htm - that spells it that way.But that doesn't really give any information. It's just a list of names.
-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001
Yesterday I had at least 45 google hits. Doesn't that seem like a WHOLE lot to y'all? So it's not that I have a lot of readers. It's that I'm Google's bitch.
-- Anonymous, January 08, 2002
where do you like to have sex?
-- Anonymous, January 12, 2002
Omar being fucked.For reals, yall.
-- Anonymous, February 06, 2002
The link works better when I don't type "a HERF".
-- Anonymous, February 06, 2002
That's just wrong. FUCKING wrong.
-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002
The best part? There are almost 1,000 results.
-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002
+omar +being +fucked +bacon = 51 results+omar +being +fucked +domain = 68 results
-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002
and yet, strangely,+Omar +"takes it in the ass" only yielded 7 results.
-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002
That's because it's saved for special occasions.
-- Anonymous, February 08, 2002
Goddammit.It's not a google, but some "other than english" search engine.
raped+grandmother+pictures
I knew it was coming, but it feels like a punch in the stomach. Grody bastards.
-- Anonymous, February 09, 2002
Oh, that's horrid, Robyn. Just awful.Google: teaching us there are some sick, sick people out there.
-- Anonymous, February 09, 2002
cat+dog+fuckThat's just unnatural, y'all.
-- Anonymous, February 12, 2002
The Box is listed 9th in a google search for "Britney's tits fall out".I'm sure that's going to get me lots of traffic... Better get those banner ads going.
"women peeing forums" strikes me as an odd combination. Was it some poor girl looking for assistance? Or some guy who isn't satisfied with pictures of women peeing, but really wants to hear women discuss peeing?
-- Anonymous, May 07, 2002
Fred, thanks for bumping this. Very fun thread. Unfortunately, I just found out that Emily is the only person linked to me. Where the hell am I getting all these hits?All Time Most Popular: "I hate law school" Common searches: "bestiary julio cortazar" and "Hayden Christiansen" (How I wish I'd never mentioned him) Weird searches: "my eyes are not symmetrical" "bitch doctors" - Right on! "the sims audrey hepburn skinhead" - No, I don't know either. "and the days go by find yourself" - Someone poetic, I guess. "subway phone sex commercial" "vanity is a sin" - Thanks for the input. "picture of disgusting food" "got braces embarrassed" - When I first saw this, it made me cry. I'm truly pathetic, huh? "I blow my nose really loud honk" - Giggle. "How to look like Shakira" "ugliest animal pictures"
-- Anonymous, May 07, 2002