Speed: I couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

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It's true, Gary says this in today's Ronnie, but hopes to have his goalscoring touch return soon. Elsewhere, Aaron reports that our attacking options are frightening. He stays off the subject of our defence as it's presumably too terrifying for comment in the Journal...

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

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Dougal - that's not new news. I've been frightened of our attacking options for over a season ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

It was Speed's self-awareness that stunned me. He'll be taking anger management classes next...

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phillips will be quite safe in the derby then ....



-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

Twang. Moooooo.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

Diving header 5 mins.

Now all we need is Cort/Al/Bobby Lee and a few others to say the same before next week.

Come on lads get your banjos out for the lads.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001



anyone take a guess at how much Speed won on the bet to get that comment in an article...? Pull the udder one, Gary...

Another sign of good things - team spirit is obviously high...

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001


Top bannana min, as they say in this part of the world.

Incidently, Sue and I are going to St Albans, NSW this weekend to that pub, Settlers Arms.......few less people maybe?

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001


Ahhh...memories of a top weekend mate - there'll be a few less banjo-playing widdly-diddly-types in there this time round. Have a great w/e. Bit of advice for you though - if anyone asks you to go and get some firewood - refuse! All the best to Sue - will email you shortly since the gallowgate one seems to have gone awol....

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

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