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The Societal Meaning of Keeping Women Hairless

In the mid-1980s a trend began among those who spin the destorted and degrading images of women into the cultural zeitgeist to define the preferred physical traits of women as those which are clearly prepubescent in the natural world. The forces creating these images came from many places: Madison Avenue, elite fashion houses, purveyors of pornography, etc. In each case, the perfect woman was commonly defined as having those features which made her less like a woman but more like a little girl. Is it any wonder, in a world where women are acheiving more and more power, that the imaging machine would work to portray women in ways in which made them physically unthreatening? It seems that in this day and age, the machine has been so successful that many (including women) feel that a healthy, hairy mons veneris is a gross abomination and something to be ashamed of. Madison Avenue has already convinced the majority of American women to feel internal shame about the natural hair under their arms and on their legs.

The trend is now to attack the heart of their womanhood: The Vagina (say this world loud and proud!!!). Make no mistake that the same forces which make women feel uncomfortable with the hair on her mons (and god forbid if she should have a natural ring of hair around her anus as well!!!" are now at work creating a market for vaginoplasty, which is plastic surgery intended to tighten the vagina, reduce the size of the labia, and make it plumper. Hmmm, a hairless, tight vagina, plump and smooth?; Sounds like a little girl, not a mature woman who has created life in her womb. Well I am not giving into this obvious ploy to "castrate" female power. I am natural and beautiful. . My hairy vagina is my badge of womanhood and I wear it proudly, as should all of us.

-- (lorelei@jiffy.lube), July 31, 2001

Answers

Pictures speak a thousand words there lorelei.......

Show us what you got!!

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 31, 2001.


You go, girl! Er... woman!

I haven't shaved my armpit hair since 1968, and none of my lovers have complained. No big deal.

-- Firemouse (natural@crunchy.granola), July 31, 2001.


Lorelei: Please ignore Deano's request for pictures. Thank you.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 31, 2001.

And the anal hair shot can be skipped too! No matter how proud of it you may be.

-- libs are idiots (moreinterpretation@ugly.com), July 31, 2001.

Yes do not post any pics! Deano may like to ogle a hairy ass, but its just not my style.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 31, 2001.


Can you say "playboy wax"?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), July 31, 2001.

Was I supposed to be worrying about this?

-- helen makes her list and checks it twice... (no@hair.there), July 31, 2001.

American women are brainwashed by the cosmetics industry, Gillette Corp, etc. In Europe, we let the hair grow in our armpits, on our legs and our glorious bush. Our men are men. They like our funkiness.

Shaving armpits and then rubbing dangerous aluminum anti-perspirants into the mini-wounds caused by the razor is a cause of breast cancer. Proctor ans Gamble would have you beleive this to be an urban legend. It is not.

-- (lorelei@jiffy.lube), July 31, 2001.


I didn't say anything about oggling a hairy ass there JBT.

"My hairy vagina is my badge of womanhood and I wear it proudly" just peeked my curiousity a bit.

Fortunately, the wife returns tomorrow from 2 weeks in England on business.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 31, 2001.


Deano, for a small fee, I won't tell your wife what you said.

-- helen >;) (cash@gold.or.bonds), July 31, 2001.


Whew, I was wondering there for a minute.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 31, 2001.

Can you say "playboy wax"?

Playboy??? wax?

The idea of wax sounds painful. Hey, I knew I was getting old when I got grey hair hwere the sun don't shine. Still only have a few on my head.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), July 31, 2001.


JBT ... how to put this ... it's -just- a butt, hairy or no. No big deal. If you see one you won't go blind, even if it winks at you. Get a goat. Look at it once in a while. You get used to it.

-- helen never knew this was an issue (just@butt.for.crying.out.loud), July 31, 2001.

helen

That almost sounds like blackmail ;-)........but really and truly I'm a good boy. 2 weeks seems like an eternity to be away from your best bud (I'll be glad when this damned project is OVER!). My mind may tend to wander but my that's as far as it gets.

JBT

Not to worry. Deano has always felt that that particular exit was just that.....exit only!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 31, 2001.


Get a goat...... Thanks for the advice on how to spice up my life! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 31, 2001.


Deano...."blackmail" is such an unpleasant word. I prefer to think of it as "information management". Your best bud is gone only two weeks and you're asking a stranger on the internet to send you a crotch shot. Uh huh. Small bills, please.

-- helen (learned@it.all.from.goats), August 01, 2001.

U guys are definate keepers.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), August 01, 2001.

Cherri,

The term "Playboy wax" is a term used by professional cosmetologists', it means to wax the whole enchilada, akin to a mexican hairless.I believe there are other terms describing other types of wax jobs available.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 01, 2001.


lorelei, I'm not hairy. WE ARE NOT MEN!!!

-- Susan, my doll's had that name (blabla@okitsdumb@mucking.com), August 01, 2001.

Cut the hair off your (place) to spite your face. Dumb Shit stupid woman.

-- doll (blabla@Standup@challenge.com), August 01, 2001.

Lorelei, have you ever stunck like a man?

Good stuff in my opinion......

-- sniff (blabla@living.com), August 01, 2001.


I wish I could score high points on a scrabble board. Stunck is NOT a word.

-- stink (blabla@living.com), August 01, 2001.

Helen -- you learned blackmail from the goats? No wonder they have you spending your days shovelling gravel and mucking out their ordure, while they sit there in the caprine jacuzzi going over photos of Jenna Bush, and Gary Condit, and quarrelling over how much blackmail money they can get for the latest batch.

And you poor dear, what hold do they have over you? What youthful indiscretion haunts your every step, that you are handmaiden to these stinky, hairy felons?

-- Firemouse (worried@agony.aunt), August 01, 2001.


It happened back in 19THREAD DRIFT!

-- helen (them@goats.own.me.sniffle), August 01, 2001.

You're killin' me helen......

I only asked because she seemed so proud. Besides, it's totally innocent.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


Deano, Deano...spoken like a man...innocence is in the eye of the angry beholder...some stranger on the internet offered you a crotch shot and you jumped for it. Uh huh. Only the tender, thoughtful interventions from Anita and JBT saved you from virtual adultery...guilt is determined by the way the crime is worded...put the cash in a paper bag please.

-- helen (uh@huh.deano), August 01, 2001.

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite...just as long as you eat at home. =)

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 01, 2001.

helen

'virtual adultery'????? Gotta admit that's a new one on me. Playboy's and Penthouse's are full of strangers baring their all. If I look at them, am I committing some type of adultery?? I don't think so.

What cin said......... Perfectly innocent and healthy.....

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


Deano, first you ask for a crotch shot. Then you make TWO more posts differentiating your desire to see this cyber-woman's (we hope) hairy vaginal area from your non-interest in her hairy anal area. You have lusted in yer heart, Deano, just like Jimmy did. And he got his start from looking at naughty pictures in magazines too.

This situation is not the same as ogling a paid model in a men's magazine. I mean really, do you believe that buxom blonde is named Trixie? No. You can't have a personal relationship with a model in a magazine.

We're talking about a one-on-one request to a real (we pray to God amen) woman to show you her crotch. And two denials of interest in her personal hairy anus. You specified what you wanted to see and what you didn't and whose "what" too.

It's all in the presentation, Deano. Semantics and that sort of thing. I'm running out of time, and with all this -- exposure -- some evil underhanded blackmailer type might undercut my information management fee. Because I love you, Deano, and because I'm in a hurry, I'll discount my rate by 20%. This is a limited-time offer.

-- helen (my@rent.is.due), August 01, 2001.


Deano,

Maybe Helen can be bought off with a complimentary case of Nair?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 01, 2001.


Capnfun, Nair can't be used THERE.

-- helen (ask@me.no.questions), August 01, 2001.

I love you too helen, but I disagree with you on this one bigtime.

lorelei starts a thread boasting about her 'womanhood', proud as can be of her 'bush'. I respond, "Cool! Let's see what you got!". And if I hadn't been the 1st to respond, someone here certainly would have. Harmless fun honey......nothing more than harmless fun.

You might consider not being so judgemental. I'm freakin' crazy about my wife AND I just might LOOK at another woman's naked body. No big deal where I come from.

And what do you mean her name isn't Trixie??!!?? ;-)

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


Speaking of Nair, have yall seen the new stuff being advertised on TV (can't think of the name of it) that you just spray on that unwanted hair, wait a few seconds, and then wipe it off??? They showed some gal who had some very hairy legs (YUCK!) and some dude with a shag run on his back wiping away gobs of hair. Probably one of the most disgusting commercials I've ever seen in my life!!

Just thought I'd share that with you......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


Deano, the point isn't what you did, or what you think you did, or what you may or may not be guilty of doing -- the point is that the landlord is on his way over here right now...50% off.

-- helen (the@goats.swore.this.would.work), August 01, 2001.

Oooops, break out the Nads!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 01, 2001.

Capnfun, when I said "Nair won't work THERE", I meant it won't work on my landlord. I wish you would make more of an effort to keep up. Nads won't work THERE either.

-- helen (mule@for.hire), August 01, 2001.

Well then, lets jump him when he gets there, me and Deano will hold him down and you can use the electric trimmers on him, they WILL work THERE.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 01, 2001.

I say we let the goats loose on him. They're the ones that got me into this mess!!

helen - don't listen to the goats anymore.......;-)

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


Used ta be that women's pubes poked out of ther bathing suits and got plastered to the inside of their thighs when wet. That was kewl!

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 01, 2001.

Or mayhaps Mike would like to have a crack at him?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 01, 2001.

I had a swim coach like that in the 60's nem. Thank God for goggles!! Helen, I was like 10 years old so don't go nutty on me here......

Yeah, I have my lil' perverted moments........so what I say!!

6:29 flight from Atlanta........yeah baybee........

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


Capnfun, I think we've discussed cracks quite enough.

Deano, you've now admitted to a pattern beginning at a tender age. The goats have taken notes.

I hear the landlord's tires on the gravel outside.

-- helen (ok@the.whole.herd.for.sale.cheap), August 01, 2001.


Dearest helen

I think that makes me (gasp!) "NORMAL". Which ain't nothing to brag about, but hey, it's normal.

You know I love you helen, but methinks them goats have too much influence over you.

I know of a way to raise some quick cash on the internet. Got a polaroid handy??

Sometimes I just tickle myself.......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 01, 2001.


sugaring your pubic hair

-- (cleopatra@asp.gasp), August 01, 2001.

Oh sugar, oh honey, honey : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 01, 2001.

Captain's Log: Stardate -- unknown.

I -- am -- pain in my -- head -- and -- rapid heart rate -- too hot to breathe -- strange star overhead -- blazing -- too hot.

I -- am -- was -- kidnapped -- from the -- bridge -- of the U.S.S Enterprise and -- taken to the gravel -- mines of --Terminal Halitosis IV. My -- captors -- are -- ugly -- horned -- bearded -- creatures -- who force me to -- mine gravel and spread it on a -- landing strip of some sort.

My captors -- appear to answer to -- a different alien -- life form -- with -- long ears and -- exciting lip structure -- but aloof and possibly unaware of -- my -- plight.

The temperatures are -- unbearable. No water. I must -- make them -- understand -- I -- NEED -- water. My -- captors appear to be -- amused. Must -- whack one -- with shovel. Escape -- to -- the Enterprise -- must go back -- home.

I -- am -- my name is -- my name -- is -- unimportant --I am -- Captain -- U.S.S. Enterprise -- starship -- I am the Captain.

-- Captain (beam@me.up.for.the.luvogod.scotty), August 02, 2001.


No name given, but it must be one of those male captains of the Enterprise. We know men move the gravel.

Thank you, men. When are you going to learn to find the clitoris?

-- While the men and Helen shovel the gravel (eatingbonbons@readingfrench.novels), August 02, 2001.


helen...believe it or not, some men know

amazing eh? :)

-- (oh yes@he.does), August 02, 2001.


Some men know what, dear?

-- helen (say@whut.now), August 03, 2001.

Some of us are born with an internal clitoral homing device gene.

Through forest or shubbery smooth,thick or thin,

That look on my face is a clit eatin grin.

You can get off and I'll save your seat

A one woman buffett and I'm here to eat.

And if you are bored I'll be your guide

Today is the day for free mustache rides : )P

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), August 03, 2001.


Capnfun, God bless you. Live long and prosper. Buy low, sell high. May the force be with you. May the road rise to meet your feet. May all the blessings of ...

-- helen (protect@endangered.species), August 03, 2001.

heehee! =)

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 03, 2001.

capn

That's like poetry man........beautiful......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), August 03, 2001.


Not only do some of us know where it is, some of us absolutely LOVE to suckulate that sweet spot all_night_long.

Oh yeah.

-- A guy (not@tellin.sowwy), August 03, 2001.


I don't get it.

-- (Casper Milquetoast @ Home.Sweet Home), August 03, 2001.

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