1. All those pictures you see of Laurent Robert on every site were taken by Stu Forster, who went to the same school as me and Nick. You might remember him lad, he was the big tall ginger bloke who went out with Claire Bruce. Stu has made a name for himself taking sports photographs. Good lad.

2. Interesting this, Robert fell out with his old boss because he subsituted him for going for goal too much. Anyone wondering about who his manager was might be forgiven for thinking it was Kenny. Sounds like our kind of player...

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Answers

There is no way we can accommodate a player who goes for goal.

Sounds like his free kicks are better than Solano's which presumably means that when he's fit Shearer will still take them all.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001