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Pimp your journal or someone else. Just give me something to read.

-- Anonymous, July 30, 2001

Answers

ejshea.com

I feel so dirty.

Go forth and prosper ... just don't be all pissy b/c I'm still not finished with the redesign. I have the older archives posted on the main index page in the meantime, thankyouverymuch ...

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


I'm pissy anyway, does that count?

You know who has a good journal? Everybody that posts here. And I'm not just saying that because I post here, no, I'm not.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


You could read mine but cause I use Blogger it's a pain in the ass to read the old stuff. I swear I'm going to get my act together and use something better. Plus I won Funnypics AGAIN. Two months in a row. That makes me special.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

No, AB, count it does not. Already being in a constant state of pissiness makes any visceral reaction you may have to my sloth is null and void. Damn you people -- I'm so going to lose my job if I keep f-in around here ...

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Travis, that makes you very special. But certainly not in a "he's SPECIAL" way. No, in a funny way.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


I spent all last night here at 50cups.com. I especially like her Demitasse section with the lists of seven.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

I like that she misses MacGuyver. We're kindred spirits.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

I also do not understand the success of Helen Hunt.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

That 50 cups thing is hysterical.

I would just like to announce that Google is Keli's Bitch. Ask her anything--she can find it!

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


I can find ex-boyfriends, old pets that went on long journeys when you moved from New York to Oregon and now live on puppy farms with abusive breeders, your report card from first grade, and nude pix of your parents. Not that you'd want me to, but it's all out there...

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


I've been trying to find my adolescent crush on Google for a billion trillion years. I'm convinced he went on an acid trip and never came back.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Keli can find him for you, Other Hannah, fear not!

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Corey Haim is alive and well and says he misses your Hello Sunshine scented love letters.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Ewww. Corey Haim? Ew.

I'm off to take a shower now. Gross.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


Dude, I LOVED Corey Haim in License to Drive!

On topic: Go read Mike's Europedate.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001



Everyone knows Corey Feldman was the cute Corey. Lawd.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Yeah, if your definition of "cute" is, "ugly, and also has greasy stringy hair."

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001

Yeah, y'all should definitely read my Europedate. And then join the notify list, and then send me large amounts of cash money in a brown envelope.

Heh.

Actually, go here, by all means, but read the guest entries from July. They ruled.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


Corey Feldman got it on with Grandpa Munster.

Swear.

Read it on the Internet.

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2001


Keli, before or after Granpa Munster ran for Governor of New York?

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

http://www.nypost.com/08012001/gossip/pagesix.htm

Yeah, don't be talking to me bout no Corey Haim.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001


Dream a Little Dream was the best romance movie ever. You cannot deny the power of two Corys in one. I'm pretty sure my pre-teen loins quaked.

I'm just teasing. Everyone knows that Pretty Woman is the best romance movie ever.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001


I thought "An Officer and a Gentleman" was? What about "Sommersby"? That movie made me all weepy and stuff. I'm starting to suspect I have a thing for Richard Gere. ACK! I'm gonna go look at some cheerleader porn now. How bout them Dodgers?

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

"Corey Feldman got it on with Grandpa Munster"

Does that mean that I have second hand Corey Feldman germs? I got my picture taken with Grandpa in the Cancun airport in December!!!

http://meltdown.diaryland.com

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001


Y'all go check out Miranda's new domain:

http://www.criminey.com/

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001


Man, my visits were so up yesterday. I probably shouldn't pimp today, since I'm probably not updating, but what the hell.

pimp pimp pimp

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001


Oh, okay, I'll pimp myself.

Slickery

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001


Does it count as pimping yourself if you casually dropped a link to your journal in a different thread?

-- Anonymous, August 03, 2001

Everyone. Go look at this. Now.

Why can't I make a link on the first try? Why???

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001


You should have known there was a cosmic reason that you couldn't make that link.

'cause that was just foul.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001


oh man. But I didn't get why teh took it off to begin with. What "bald wire"?

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

I posted a couple of pictures of my engagement ring today. And now you will learn that I just don't know how to make a pretty link: www.geocities.com/naonea/aug15.html

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Robyn, you look awesome with no makeup and bad hair.

Congratulations and Rowr!

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001


I know! isn't she a total cutie? and ring = gorgeous!

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001

Robyn, that`s a fantastic ring -- simple, elegant, and beau-t-ful -- and you look so much like a good friend of mine from high school that it`s almost freaky. Which is to say: you look lovely.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2001

Robyn, congratulations! You and your ring are beautiful.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2001

Thank you, guys. I love my ring! It wasn't a real surprise, because we designed it back in like Feb. or March, but because we had it custom made, I wasn't sure it would turn out just right.

And it did! Except that it's a size 4-3/4, which is about 1/2 a size too small. Ring sizing is next week.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2001


I love Henry's Diary. It's a Dad, his kid, and a digital camera. I love that the Dad is preserving all these memories for his kid this way. Start from the beginning!

Also, I'm kinda proud of my latest entry, so pimp.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2001


For any of y'all not with it enough to be on my notify list, I'm back of hiatus.

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2001

i've just launched chapter two of the road taken on my new domain criminey.com. enjoy!

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2001

Miranda... that cat in the refrigerator. I nearly died.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2001

Oh, no! Where has it gone?! Didn't you have a cat picture up before?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2001

yes, i did have the cat in the refrigerator up last month - isn't that the most amusing picture??? it's still on my site (under criminey gallery there's a link to it) but i changed the splash page photo for this month.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2001

Holy shit, I updated. Please email me if you don't have the password.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Hey T -- as a proud member of your notify list, I should say that your last message gave me the impression not that you had updated, but that you would be updating in the near future.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

Oh. Crap. I'll send another notify. Thanks for the heads-up.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001

It's cool, don't worry . . .

So do you need to be updating us in the Sinnah! thread, or what?

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2001


well, I update every monday, wednesday and saturday (I'm so cool I have a schedule I follow..haha).

Sardonic Hee!

enjoy! not sayin' it's always good but sometimes we have commenting parties on the weekends where André Lord of Rock says naughty things to me. heh heh.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2001


Check this guy out. And make sure you read the one about the hyenas - the assholes of the wild.

Not My Desk

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2001


I LOVE Not My Desk. Do you have to have history as a temp to truly appreciate it?

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2001

I've read Not My Desk before and no, I've never been a Temp and I still found it hilarious! hee!

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2001

Y'all, if you're not reading brainwoofer.com, you've got to start.

The thing he wrote today about kung-fu... too good. He's a new favorite.

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2001


hey, yall - I hate the self-pimp, but I realized after an e-mail from Robyn today that there actually are people that don't realize that I am updating.

Since I can't get into my pineapplegirl.com site or e-mail ("for the want of $341, a site was lost"), I have set up temporary shop ov er at Diary-X again till things are all back to normal.

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2001


http://www.indyweek.com".

My best friend's boyfriend wrote this week's cover story, on Glamour Shots. Y'all. You'll die laughing, I swear.

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2001


Y'all! Andrew Sullivan has a blog!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Just wanted to point this out....reading so many of your journals, which are terrific, inspired me to start my own. So, here it is if anyone wants to give it a look see.

http://catherines.diaryland.com

-- Anonymous, February 18, 2002


And for fun quick reads : Book-A-Minute Classics.

-- Anonymous, February 18, 2002

Not a journal, but I came across this editorial about an on-line journal experience, and I was laughing the entire time.

Dear Diary...

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002


Ha! Scary, but true.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

People really need to wise up. If you put your full name on anything that goes on the Internet, someone will find it.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Popping out of lurkdom again to add a diary that's great: kuinileti.diaryland.com and her site thatbiggirl.com. She really has some great things to say. I won't mention my own site because it's an anemic little thing.

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2002

Just found this site - igougo.com. It's a site with travel journals and information about places around the world from a traveller's point of view. Lots of amazing photos, too.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

For folks who missed Salon this morning, Christie Kerr was so excited about winning the LPGA Longs Drugs challenge, that she decided to kiss the trophy.

Yahoo has the picture.

That poor, poor girl.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

Funniest ever. Cheerios must be SOOOO proud.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

It's impossible not to read it as the "LPGA Long Dongs Challenge."

Damn. I am still laughing.

I have an aunt who works for the LPGA. I cannot wait to ask her about this.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002


I wonder if it's an attempt to dispel the lady golfer= lesbian stereotype?

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

I don't think that even the most clever trophy designer in the world could have thought that one up.

How I would love to be in the Cheerios marketing office this morning. I bet they are dying.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002


Y'all, I just had to e-mail this to some of my tool college friends (co-ed), and someone started a caption contest. It's cracking me up:

"I'm glad I won the tournament but I really wish I could chug some cock."

"The new Cheerios . . . Never goes soft!!"

"Christie Kerr demonstrates how she developed her championship caliber grip."

"Blarney Stone? We don't need no stinkin' Blarney Stone."

"Hmmmm. . . if I put this in my golf shorts, I wonder if it'll throw my opponents' games off. . ."



-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002


"Chug some cock". That's priceless.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

Was looking for some info on 1883 Montana and found this site. Interesting stuff.

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2002

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