I have heard we are in the hunt to sign Carlton Palmer as player/assistant manager He will partner Gary Speed in the middle seeing as there are a lot of doubts over Rob Lee's fitness, and take over most of wadsworths duties. A good signing all round i think.

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2001

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Heard it in the local, you reckon its bonafide?

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2001

God, I hope not!
Milk, two lumps and a Kit-Kat, please. ;-{)

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2001

Nooooooooooo not wobbly legs, you are taking the piss when you say good signing tell me you're taking the piss.

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2001

That's too bad, Tealady. And here we were thinking you'd get the job after all your years of service. They don't know what they're missing out on.

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2001