How many minutes into our first encounter with Manchester United will Robbie Elliott be sent off for burying Mr Beckham in the advertising hoardings?

I reckon that he shows real skill at keeping his feet low when he scythes people down so he should get away with the first one, but will see a red card on 23 minutes.

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2001

Answers

Don't think he's gonna make it to the manure game, since he's gonna be serving a suspension for breaking dirty don hutchinson in two when we play the makems.

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2001

Fighting talk!
I've noticed Becks doesn't like being tackled, fairly or unfairly. He has become used to players jockeying him and backing off. The thought of wor Robbie going right through him with a firm but fair sliding tackle is certainly an appealing one.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2001

No chance of a double red, since Beckham can't take a tackle without retaliating with some ludicrous round-house kick?

-- Anonymous, July 30, 2001