Alright. I've been trying to figure out how to liven things up around here. Seems like half the crew is on vacation or something.

Well, I went to the "sin" subjects and "kinky stuff" didn't get as spicy as it could have--having read lots of other threads you've posted on. Anyway.

I'm pretty conservative, but would like to know stuff I'm supposed to know when it comes to sex. Techniques, etc.

A friend told me about performing oral sex on a man while sucking on a mint at the same time. I was like, "Wow, gotta try it." But at the same time I was like..."seems like this is something I should'a known." Waz up, peeps?

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2001

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Oh boy Letty, a thread I can really get into, epecially since I'm house bound for 3 more weeks with a repaired knee, my mother and extremely sexually deprived. I'll have to try the mint thing. I bet Tic Tacs would work well. They are small, should get out of the way and ought to Heimlich maneuver up really easily should you get choked. Be sure to keep your teeth out of the way. I love to watch my current romps' eyes roll back in his head. Whether you spit, swallow or put the mess on him is a personal choice. I can't stand the taste so I discreetly walk to the bathroom or use a Kleenex then brush my teeth. I hear cum is quit healthy however. God Gwen, I'm so glad this is password protected.

Since the narcotics are working, I'm completely uninhibited.

God's gift to women, and men if you're doing the hand thing, is a new personal lubricant called "Astro Glide". It doesn't burn at all (I'm such a sensitive thing) and it is the slickest stuff I have *ever* seen. Just a tiny drop will do it. Since it only takes a little it lasts forever, in my case through several boy friends (I do buy a fresh bottle each time). I have found it at drug stores. Rite Aid specifically if you have them.

One last thing, this may sound disgusting, but bear with me. One of the most sensual organs of a man is his prostate gland. When you put a finger in someone, any poop backs up and isn't around. That said, if you Astro Glide a finger well, watch out for your nails and very gently insert your finger into a man's rectum, you can find their prostate gland as a hard lump just on the other side of their anal spinter and on their tummy side of their GI tract. Massaging their prostate gland and doing whatever to their penis seems to push pleasure to a new level for men. I have *never* meet a man who didn't add that to their "getting off repertoire". Even men who have thought it was a little weird but were willing to give it a shot. It goes without saying, wash your hands afterward.

OK, enough for now. Positions next. I'm wanting a man, damn it.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2001

This topic shocked me so badly that it took me several days to recover enough to respond.

There was an urban legend going around about pre-blowjob Altoids prolonging a man's erection (or doing SOMEthing), but then it was disproven. But I could see keeping one in your mouth for your own sake, if you weren't into the unfettered taste of the act.

Um... I can't think of anything that I imagine people don't already know. The prostate gland thing -- I knew that one. Sorry, y'all.

Oh, here's a thought: Any truth to the kneepit-as-erogenous-zone idea that often serves as a subplot on Ally McBeal? I haven't investigated it fully, but I figure it's like tickling in that I wouldn't be able to do it to myself, anyway.

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2001

Um, um and more um. That was someone else who must of been at my 'puter and knew Gwen's password. I am almost a virgin for Christ's sake. I do have one kid. I would *never* post anything like that. Gwen, you stick your finger into a guy's butt? Ewww, and you're only half my age. It does sound intriging though. And, since you admitted to it *and* didn't immediately archive this thread, I guess you got over your initial shock :}

-- Anonymous, July 30, 2001

No... not my finger. My strap-on.

Okay, y'all -- what's the best way to make condoms bearable? And what is the best brand of condoms?

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2001

I asked the question and then couldn't get back on the forum to post or to read. Thanks Vicki...I mean whoever that was. I knew about the prostrate (did I spell that right) gland, but I didn't know how to find it.

Putting one drop of lubricant in the condom is supposed to make it better for him. One drop or else it comes right off. No pun intended.

I like lubricated condoms myself and like Trojans just 'cause I am prone to buy for the label. All though I need to give you some LifeStyles I got at a health fair.

Gwen, you need to put this back on your site so people can respond.

Where is everybody???

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2001