On the grapevine Carl Cort is angling for a move back to London.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Answers

Who said this? Sources? It's not this taxi driver is it?

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Fufux ake.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

angling for a move.

Someone's got you hook line and sinker there Swift - very fishy that. Give us a reel story next time. :-)

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Nice lad Swift but he talks some utter bollox at times....

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Like whenever he's on the BBS Gav? :-) (Take no notice Swift - you won't have to put up with me much longer as I can exclusively reveal that I'm soon to be transferred to the BBS of a big club.)

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Mornin' lads and lasses, you lot gonna be sharing some air time with us in a couple of hours?

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Nope i'm ill....off home to watch the match, only staying here cos i'm a greedy contractor who'd rather spread germs at work than lose a days pay...

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Bollox , Mr Swift. I lav it ap norf.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

I am prepared to offer Jonno two bags of Dick Turtle lucky dip a week to present his popular gameshow ISIHAC on the Ready to Go board. New rules about swearing will have to be introduced but this will be accounted for in the remuneration package (2 extra sherbert saucers).

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Many thanks ML3. You'll have to speak to my agent of course but I can feel a defection of Sol Campbell proportions coming on!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

I find the rumours getting more ridiculous as the season approaches

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

Thanks Rik. How did you know that's what I was thinking?

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001