Children say the funniest things

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My girlfriends son is 6 and has a lively personality. He is always coming out with crackers. I thought i'd share these...

1-in a Mexican restaurant last night, the waiter has to be reminded by me about my third beer. Eventually it arrives. Felipe breathes in and says "about time, are you a proper waiter?" 2-I'm painting a large scale nude of his mother at nights when he's off to bed like, and he comes in (11ish) bleary eyed and says he can't sleep. His eyes go wide open as he sees the painting. "wow, mums got great tits!" - priceless 3-Sitting in a bar watching us v Lokeren. "Why are we watching this?You said Newcastle were good" i say that today they are a bit rusty. He thinks about and comes out with this "'Gone with the Wind' was better than this..." 4-I was stucking him up last night and he looks me in the eyes and says "Its my mummy, ask if you want to kiss her...ok?"

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-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

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>>.... I was stucking him up last night <<

Is this legal in under Spanish law?

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001


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-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

He sounds like a clever lad :))

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

nothing gets past him gav, its scary.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

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