King James,the Executioner..we need new forum rules.

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Hey,Jim "Off with Their Heads" Morris, here's two I have to suggest:

1) If you are going to be ornery, obnoxious, nasty or just plain old mean while visiting here,there will be a $10 surcharge per incident,just for putting up with you.

2) $5 fine for whining.

Any other suggestions?

I'm figuring I owe you about $50 bucks so far.Sound like a fair price?

The check is in the mail,your grace.(hey,if we are going to be elitist snobs,well,let's just go all the way!)

Alright... the rest of you,ante up,now!

(Just so you know, and I just have to brag, but, I'm really Billy Of The Craggy Maw pretending to be a cute little wildflower.I snuck in to pester you all.That password was easy as pie to crack. Har har har)

OOPS! Guess I better throw another ten in that envelope.

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Answers

Maybe we could pool all the fines and use the money for a big BTS party at Sharon's house! :)

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Well! I KNOW that I have not been guilty of such behavior! In fact, I have been SO SWEET, I think you ALL owe ME LOTS and LOTS of money now! [track shoes on, running away like crazy now, cackling evilly all the way!]

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Can you tell that Scrooge McDuck was one of Joy's favourite comic book characters when we were kids?

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

cough, gag... Joy the queen??? cough, gag tee hee

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Hey, I *like* this idea, sharon! Maybe I can retire early with this kind of scheme?

How do I collect?

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001



You guys are too funny. grin Tren

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

All right, what did I miss?

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2001

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