OSLO (Reuters) - A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response. Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement. Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo. "The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet," he said. "I'm a bit uncertain whether I should take the risk of letting the car stand alone and defenseless on the front yard from now on." There was no damage to the car apart from the sideview mirror that was bent

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Answers

I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but my guess is that the short-sighted sex-starved moose took his glasses off to improve his chances of pulling ...

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Babe/Baybe, I don't want this to sound personal...............but it is. I suggest you get a life. Try getting out a bit more, meeting real people, maybe even having a drink or dancing . What about going to a football match? Have you thought about TV (television that is, not........transvetitism, tho maybe......)?

I won't even ask what sort of web pages you frequent to find out such interesting bits of information ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

......alternatively, try a better search engine. It seems the one you're using with Scandanavia and sex may not be coming up with the right answers?? It's enough to may you Google-eyed.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Well if this has no place on the BSS, then I'm sorry. It amused me and I thought I'd share it. xxxx

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Hey - I didn't say you shouldn't share such snippets (did I??). I was just wondering what it took to find out this sort of thing? I mean, we must all have our favourite non-BBS website. I believe Pit Bill's is www.comodesRus.com while Jonno hangs around www.londontransport.co.uk/tube/mau_home.shtml. Me? I'm not saying ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Screach
One has to keep up with current technology in the field, does n't one, so where better ?

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

I watched Jay Leno last night and also made fun of the Swedish trouts. He almost even stole my joke about orgasm.

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Whitley Babe; i live 8 miles outside Oslo and and i can confirm that moose is a huge problem. I've crashed with one myself:-)

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

RtM - do you know what "crashed with" means in English??? ;-)) Did you enjoy it??

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Oops! I ment like in a car- crash setting :-)

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

Shut up screacher :-))

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001

And more to the point, did the moose? Hey - you haven't been to Minnesota in the US have you RtM? There's a bar here called The Smiling Moose. I always wondered why it was called that ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001