Thankyou teams - time for Galaxy to reveal all - oh dear - THE SCORES dear - the scores - this is a family show - and - there we are - well that's a surprise - a complete reversal of last week's result.

So Ladies and Gentlemen, while the Mackem of misplaced optimism attempts to scale the impenetrable cliff of Premiership Destiny and the Geordie of outrageous misfortune attempts to forget The Scottish Manager of Doom, I notice that it's the end of the show.

So from The Teams, Galaxy, the good people of Sunderland, and myself until the same time next week (over my dead body - Ed) it's goodbye.

You have been listening to "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" with a collection of stars from the BBS with Jonno giving them silly things to do and Screacher setting none of them to music. After the News in a moment, at 7:10 you can hear our series "Ordinary People" with curator Sally Blenkinsop interviewed whilst cleaning the silverware in the Newcastle United Trophy Room. Following that, at 7:11 The Moral Maze, with your host Softie, will be asking whether the death penalty should be reintroduced for football referees, and at 8 o'clock we'll be asking "Should you be getting out more?". At 8.30 Pit Bill will be in the chair for another series of "At Your Convenience" and finally, at 9 this evening in a specially extended edition of "Medicine Now" Dr Bill will be presenting a discussion on Alan Shearer's knee and this will take us through to the shipping forcast at 6 o' clock tomorrow morning.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001