FROM A MATE AT 442 MAG...

HELP!!

Has anyone got a burning question for Alan Shearer, We are interviewing him Monday 30th July, so if you do please email me or 442@haynet.com or send in your question on good ol fashioned pen and paper to Alan Shearer one on one, 442, 38-42 Hampton road, Teddington, Middlesex, TW11 8TP.

Please head emails 'Alan Shearer one on one'

I thank you.

Richard Scott

p.s. please forward this email to other footie fans you know

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Answers

i'll collate the questions and mail them to him today.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Would you ever openly criticise a fellow professional ?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

1. Alan Shearer lets play Fantasy Football. Your chairman has saved £50million for you (by not releasing funds to the previous manager). How are you going to spend it?

2. Intertoto Cup - still a bad thing?

3. Are Spaniards more injury prone than other nationalities?

4. Are Newcastle players more injury prone than other teams? Have your experiences taught you anything about sports injury rehabilitation and not returning back too quick?

5. Do you regret not signing for Man U?

6. I'm about to creosote my fence, any tips?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Who's got the biggest dick in the current Newcastle squad.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

a girl i used to know bedded shay given, she reckons it was huge, i reasoned with her that it was because he pulled it too much

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Why didn't 442 give me the job of Production Editor three years ago...?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Swift, you've got a complex about Given's tackle....that's the 2nd time recently you've started banging on about it!

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

its my football story ok mate, even if it that one

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Do you think your son will be ready for the first team soon? As in...next week? Or even this week? Can he play midfield?

When are you starting those coaching badges?

Can you let whoever's in charge there know that I'd be pleased to offer my services as Producer on the club's website? I'm particularly good at making the proper html links and know the difference between Sunderland/Rangers and NUFC.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Would the course of history have been any different had you not been sheetmetalworkerfromGosforth'sson?

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

"WHAT THE F*&K IS GOING ON?"

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Did you spill my pint?

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2001