.........in the Tabloids? It's Sunday and the next installment of Trash the Toon will be already rolling off the presses.

Watch out for an exclusive "Bobby Robson bit my head off" by Freddie Starr and "Lord Westwood plans coup to oust Freddie Shepherd".

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Answers

Toon in Shock Swoop for Bobby Charlton ????

Toon to dig up Billy Bremner ???

Toon denies bid for Jon Bon Jovi ????

time to move th PC indoors as it is starting to rain again.......

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Rivaldo speaks warmly of his Geordie grandparents
Dyer wants away shock
Douglas Hall apologises for the "£100m" quote - "I got my United's mixed up"
Dyer wants away shock
Freddie Shepherd supplies the parts to reconstruct Alan Shearer
Dyer says he wants to finish his career with the Toon - Leeds want him in the meantime
Shearer makes miraculous recovery after taking a "spoonful of sugar"
Elvis, Shergar and Lord Lucan spotted in Low Fell Chippie.
And a delightful story in the Sunday Sun about Frank Clark who used to spend all his spare time in the Maternity waiting room at the RVI talking to the fathers .....

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

...brilliant jonno! Standing ovation and lots of LOL's

;7)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Great stuff Jonno. Just loved the last one, Frank was always one of my "all time favourites" and he did you know, he knew my father ;-))

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001