Add another body to the Bush Body Count

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Author of Bush biography commits suicide (yeah, right)

SPRINGDALE, Ark. (AP) - The author of a book about George W. Bush has killed himself, police said.

James Howard Hatfield, 43, wrote Fortunate Son: George W. Bush and the making of an American President in 1999.

The unauthorized biography accused Bush of covering up a cocaine arrest. But during interviews about the book, Hatfield lied to reporters about his own criminal past. (at least that's what Repugliscums say)

A hotel housekeeper discovered the man's body about noon Wednesday, Springdale police Detective Al Barrios said Thursday. Barrios said the man apparently overdosed on two kinds of prescription drugs.

Police don't suspect foul play.

-- (the man who knew too much @ about. the man who knows so little), July 21, 2001

Answers

"Police don't suspect foul play."

Sounds like the same police that are investigating the Chandra Levy case.

-- (wake up @ and. smell the corruption), July 21, 2001.


So far, asshole, clinton's body count is still ahead by some 23... and what is the body count for the kennedy family right now??

-- you anal drip (buttwipes@you.com), July 21, 2001.

Amazing that Dubya's reach extends into Clinton's home territory. One wonders if there is also a hidden connection to Billy Boy.

-- Not A Fan (of@Dubya.either), July 21, 2001.

Hatfield had served 5 years in prison for hiring a hit-man to blow-up his former employer. Fortunate Son was withdrawn in Oct 1999 after it was disclosed that Hatfield had lied about his past. He left a note. He had financial problems. He was disgraced.

Just another loser.

LINK

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), July 21, 2001.


You anal drip: "So far, asshole, clinton's body count is still ahead by some 23..."

Apparently here is someone who accepts that Bush is responsible for this death and whose only response to this belief is to say Clinton and the Kennedys are worse. I believe we have detected a knee jerk.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), July 21, 2001.



a knee jerk is better than the circle jerk you are leading, eh nip.

-- you anal drip (buttwipes@you.com), July 21, 2001.

Nip, Clinton and Bush both answer to the same masters. The major difference is that Clinton is a thug who came up through the ranks, while Bush is a thug born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Also, Clinton is a NWO "asset" and lackey, while Bush is a full fledged member by birth.

-- Just Say No (to@the.NWO), July 21, 2001.

Just say no,

You have a problem with us?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 22, 2001.


kinda like an Onion huh? lota layer,s too peel.

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 22, 2001.

I'm a bit puzzled as to the motive for this alleged execution. Given that Hatfield's books were already published, his dying suspiciously would seem to have the opposite effect to suppressing him. But there might have been other motivations for the act, e.g., vindictiveness.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), July 22, 2001.


his dying suspiciously would seem to have the opposite effect to suppressing him.

That appraisal would seem to be correct. I understand that Fortunate Son has moved from 400 to 77 overnight on the Best Seller's List.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 22, 2001.


DavidL-

You're seeing the rise of another urban legend. If you read up on the so- called Clinton body count list you'll find that anyone who had even a remote connection to Bill Clinton who died found their way onto the list.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), July 22, 2001.


I wonder if there are any statistics kept on the number of left- handed people who commit suicide by shooting themselves with their right hand.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), July 22, 2001.

You need to get a job J. Fuckin repug.

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), July 22, 2001.

Tony Baloney,

What's the matter, Tony? Is left-handed people committing "suicide" by shooting themselves with their right hand a sore sobject for you?

LOL.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), July 22, 2001.


J, doncha luv it when Tony gets testy?

-- (lorelei@jiffy.lube), July 22, 2001.

No J. Since your left handed you tell us. Does your arm get sore in the attempt? Whats the point J boy? (I heard you like being called boy. Is that true you repug turd?) You know what they say boy. Eat shit and die. You too Lorelei.

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), July 23, 2001.

You got it Tony. He likes being called J-boy because like his lover-boy Dumbya, he has the body of a man but the mind of a child. You can also call him Pussy because he has no balls. He's afraid of snakes and skunks, and carries a gun with him everywhere he goes. LMAO!!

-- (J-boy is @ scared. of shadows), July 23, 2001.

lorelei,

I don't know what it is that you see in Tiny. I had a rather lengthy discussion with him on a thread once, and while he had a couple of ideas that were right on, most of his mind is cluttered by an insane hatred for Republicans.

The hilarious irony of it all is that when I pointed out that some of what he espoused to believe in is exactly what most Republicans believe, he changed from writing rather reasonably, to an incoherent tirade about "fucking Repugs".

I would guess that he is mentally ill. You should forget that he even exists. It is for your own good.


Tiny Baloney,

The point, you ignorant little cretin, is that Vincent Foster was left-handed, but Vincent Foster supposedly committed suicide by shooting himself in the head with his right hand. A quite unlikely occurrence, I would say.


anonymous coward,

I am sensing that you have an attraction to Tiny Baloney. I am quite sure that this would be no problem with Mrs. Baloney; lorelei, on the other hand, would quite likely see things differently. While I would gladly pay money to see lorelei beat the snot out of you, I am sure that the last thing that you need is to be beaten up by a woman.

Again.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), July 23, 2001.

You people need to understand that my little Tony is not very well these days. Yep, as you may have guessed the recent penile transplant operation was a total disaster, to put it mildly. In an attempt to turn poor Tony into a real man, we paid a large sum of money to have the organ of a local ‘ride for a $1’ pony grafted onto Tony’s little mole of a penis. Unfortunately, his body rejected this new member and now Tony must take the ponies place on the weekends. The saddle sores are making him most irritable and as usual he is blaming the Republican’s for his own shortcomings.

Oh my, did I say ‘shortcomings’? I am so bad!

-- Mrs. Baloney (at@your.service), July 23, 2001.


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