Nah - not for the team. They're beind that. Only vine intervention can save them. No - it's for me. There's a bunch of Ausies where I'm working. I don't think I can face going in to the orrifice today. Mind - I don't suppose it's as bad as for wor lot over in Oz right now :-((

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

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-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

Tell 'em the truth.

They're good at cricket, a public school puffs game and they're good at rugby another posh bum-fondling fest. But when it comes to the beautiful game, the only one that matters they are hopeless. Nancys!

Let me know how you get on.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

Haddaway Dread! Cricket is a wonderful sport, and is far from a elitist game (you should see some of my old local team!). Besides, what better way to spend five days than drinking all day and occasionally cheering on yer lads :-)

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

Well that covers the team, Bobby, what about the spectators?

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

Depends where the spectators come from, but home counties...hmm...pass the port Smithers.

On the subject of cricket, I had a chance to look around the press area at Lords last week - that space age saucer thing perched up in the air. Pretty impressive, but wasted on the journos. You won't be surprised to learn that the whole back bit facing away from the pitch is taken up by a bar where all their inspiration no doubt comes from.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

Thanks Dread. However, I have relationships to maintain (business you know!). I have decided to hide myself away in the dungeon here - well, it gets me away from the 90F degree heat up top ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001