one celebrity must die

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I probably asked this a long time ago, when the forum first started, but here it goes again. (Gotta keep my finger on the pulse of public pop-culture sentiment.) A gun is held to your head and you are forced to choose one celebrity to be put to death. Which celebrity do you choose?

I'm going to think about my answer all day and then post it when I get back.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001

Answers

Rush Limbaugh. And if it ever happens, you all can thank me later.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001

AJ from the Backstreet Boys is fine with me. He is by far the ugliest of them (with Unibrow King following).

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001

Just one? Dang. Let's see, any adult female weighing less than 95 pounds must go. It just ain't right.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001

Regis.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001

Puffy.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001


Either Robin Williams or Whoopi Goldberg. Dick Cheney will die on his own.

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001

I have no objections to any of the suggestions listed above.

How about George W?

-- Anonymous, July 20, 2001


Shannen Doherty...though I may be overly influenced by the sordid Beverly Hills 90210 E! True Hollywood Story I watched with friends last night.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Fred Durst.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2001

Oprah.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2001


Calista Flockheart.

Actually, almost anyone on any of David E. Kelley's shows.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2001


Jim Carrey. He makes me hurl.

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Mariah Carey.

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2001

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