Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50

10. Sag! You're it!

9. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

8. 20 questions shouted in your good ear.

7. Kick the bucket.

6. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.

5. Doc, doc, goose.

4. Simon says something incoherent.

3. Musical recliners.

2. Spin the bottle of Mylanta.

AND THE NUMBER 1 PARTY GAME FOR OLD PEOPLE IS...

1. Hide and go pee!

Quick Wit:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Answers

I suppose you think this is very funny.

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Thant's the funny part...I DON'T think it's funny......I'm almost ther!!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

I'm sorry, what was the question?

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001