Well done teams - that's going quite well. Just glancing over Galaxy's shoulder now to look at the scores - and oh dear - my glasses have misted up - but I can tell you they're about the same size - and the scores are level too.

I've just heard that a number of people in the audience have complained that all the exit doors are locked and they have been told they will not be able to leave until after Sunderland's first match here in August. Well why we're trying to sort that one out let's try another Historical Headline - The Creation.

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Answers

Jordan In Big Bang Mystery - Daily Star

It's The Sun Wot Wunnit - The Sun

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Week in review "The week that wasn't" - Sunday Telegraph

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Markets shaky as Universe Manufacturer quits after just 6 days - Blair continues to back project - Financial Times

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

False dawn? - NUFC.com

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Dyer will want away - NOTW

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Apples feared unsafe in new health shock The Mail

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

De Builder given new Construction Project - Greenspun Times

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Big Bang - Have you seen these men (Pictures of 2 men in makem tops) Sunderland Echo echo echo

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Huge explosion feers grow on Teesside - NUFC.CO.UK

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

TIWY - Jonno

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

'would you adam and eve it?' - London Evening Standard


-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

No work on Sunday says God's Agent - GMBU news

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

We ask God, whats the matter with anti matter - why it all went wrong - New Scientist

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Croation Triumphs at Wimbledon - The Guardian

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Tory Leadership Election Enters Third Phase - Daily Mail

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Sex mad Alien race discovered on the dark side of the moon .... we have the pictures, turn to page 4 .... 5 ... 6 ....7 and centre pages.

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Taken from the Sunday Sport .... obviously.

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Big Brother Love-Rat slept with best Pal's Hamster - the Sun

do you honestly think they would cover the real news topics?

ML3

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Keegan announces "Let there be Light" - The Journal

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

The C of E Times. 'Now that's what I call a curry' Creator comments on leaving heavenly water closet.

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

Michael Fish Embarassed Over Wrong Prediction - "No fear of a big bang" says BBC's top meteorologist - The Star

Will The Last Person In The Universe Please Switch On The Light - The Sun, Deity Election Special

Thatcher Announces We Are A Deity - The Telegraph

Rolling Stones To Make Another Comeback - Melody Maker

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

"Minor Incident in NE Yesterday: No Deaths" - Northern Echo

"World's Largest Contract Completed Day Ahead of Schedule" - Building Weekly

"Paradise Lost as Council Fails to Deliver Parking" - Ronnie Gill

"50 Creative Things to do with a Spare Rib" - Woman's Weekly (or just possibly Men Only)

-- Anonymous, July 18, 2001

"An Apple A Day" - Serpent's Gazzette

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2001